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ING A FUCK Works!</p><p id="eaa7">And it was the most engaging clapped story I’ve ever had.<a href="https://byrslf.co/how-the-hell-am-i-going-to-get-26-followers-in-9-days-without-being-a-dooshbag-253053bcb9e4"> In this piece</a> I wrote:</p><blockquote id="fc25"><p>“I’m temporarily a functional drunk but it’s not like I’m always tight Fitz, the famous author who always wrote drunk.”</p></blockquote><p id="6259">A lot of classic, famous writers that teachers made me study in school wrote drunk; so maybe they’re on to something…I don’t know</p><p id="328b">What I do know is that dreams do come true and I’m celebrating my success of gaining 99 followers right now.</p><figure id="ef1e"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*b64OWViptIiTZhVtzPFk4A.png"><figcaption>YAY!!! woohoo!</figcaption></figure><p id="5c56">CELEBRATION TIME…Come on! Now I have a good reason to drink🤣</p> <figure id="7305"> <div> <div> <img class="ratio" src="http://placehold.it/16x9"> <iframe class="" src="https://cdn.embedly.com/widgets/media.html?src=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fembed%2F3GwjfUFyY6M%3Ffeature%3Doembed&display_name=YouTube&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3GwjfUFyY6M&image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F3GwjfUFyY6M%2Fhqdefault.jpg&key=a19fcc184b9711e1b4764040d3dc5c07&type=text%2Fhtml&schema=youtube" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" width="854"> </div> </div> </figure></iframe></div></div></figure><h2 id="31d2">Disclaimer</h2><p id="54e4">I would be remiss if I didn’t have a disclaimer. So here it is:</p><p id="e395">Maybe God rewards people for getting drunk only if they are having fun and not hurting themselves or anyone around them. I’m not condoning being irresponsible and fucking up your life. What works for me may not work for you. There is a time and place for everything & I’m on a vacation.</p><p id="b0d5">If you want to learn how to manifest anything (including writer’s block) read this story because that’s the technique I used to make my dream come true:</p><div id="8394" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/how-to-manifest-anything-422e510536fb"> <div> <div> <h2>How to Manifest Anything</h2> <div><h3>Circumstances Don’t Matter — Here’s Why</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*[email protected])"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="efdf">What I’ve learned is that<b> just because you don’t have what you want at the moment d

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oesn’t mean that you will not eventually get what you want</b>. I wanted 26 engaging followers in 9 days and I got it in 4 days.</p><p id="4ddc">Thank You, Everyone!</p><p id="c497">It’s very encouraging to meet a goal. It makes me wonder what else I can manifest. I'm gonna drink and have lobster for breakfast to celebrate.🤣</p><p id="947f">Cheers!</p><p id="bb7c">Here’s my gift to you🎁</p><div id="a309" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/lmfao-1ce85e9572b7"> <div> <div> <h2>LMFAO!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅</h2> <div><h3>Short Stories from Writers That Had Me Cracking Up</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*SJs7dYqC8-WqyeLl)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><h1 id="5f42">More From Me</h1><div id="4e43" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/story-index-f31522b4108c"> <div> <div> <h2>A Short Bio of Who I am: I’m Not Quite Sure Who That is… I Edit this Story Often</h2> <div><h3>With a topic reading lists of stories I write about</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*[email protected])"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="ecc3" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/why-im-celebrating-christmas-until-new-year-s-day-3d2e0a982d15"> <div> <div> <h2>Why I’m Celebrating Christmas until New Year’s Day🤣</h2> <div><h3>Maybe I’ll keep that Christmas spirit going all year long</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*PYGIAe9I1IfjxXvY)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="8aa6" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/who-needs-100-followers-by-tomorrow-c8b0c2582097"> <div> <div> <h2>Who needs 100 Followers by Tomorrow?!?</h2> <div><h3>I will help you: 5 genuine ways to get followers</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*jVekctxPt4AhLZoU)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

God Rewards People for Getting Drunk.🤣

This is what happened the day I wrote & got wasted drinking a WHOLE bottle of Vodka and published it…

Picture of me: I have a lot of explaining to do 🤣 but I don’t have time!

I’m wasted right now, I’m celebrating the success of a story that got me 26 followers in 4 days!

I was drunk when I wrote it. I’m scared of the possibility that drinking cures writer's block. While I was drunk I effortlessly wrote 5 stories at the same damn time! Ideas kept flowing to me left and right. I was zooming from story draft to story draft not able to write these ideas quick enough.

So I had to use my voice note app.

I remember praying to God to help me effortlessly write and give me ideas. I never thought God rewards people for getting drunk.🤣 HA! that’s a laugh. Maybe it’s the fact that I was having fun that God appreciates.

Is there something about letting go of your inhibition through alcohol that makes you write 5 stories at the same damn time!?!

What Happened The Day I Wrote & Got Wasted Drinking a WHOLE bottle of Vodka

I wrote this story drunk and I almost made my 100 followers goal:)

How The HELL Am I Going to Get 26 Followers in 9 Days Without Being a Dooshbag?!?

The fear of being dropped from the Medium’s paid partner program

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NOT GIVING A FUCK Works!

And it was the most engaging clapped story I’ve ever had. In this piece I wrote:

“I’m temporarily a functional drunk but it’s not like I’m always tight Fitz, the famous author who always wrote drunk.”

A lot of classic, famous writers that teachers made me study in school wrote drunk; so maybe they’re on to something…I don’t know

What I do know is that dreams do come true and I’m celebrating my success of gaining 99 followers right now.

CELEBRATION TIME…Come on! Now I have a good reason to drink🤣

Disclaimer

I would be remiss if I didn’t have a disclaimer. So here it is:

Maybe God rewards people for getting drunk only if they are having fun and not hurting themselves or anyone around them. I’m not condoning being irresponsible and fucking up your life. What works for me may not work for you. There is a time and place for everything & I’m on a vacation.

If you want to learn how to manifest anything (including writer’s block) read this story because that’s the technique I used to make my dream come true:

How to Manifest Anything

Circumstances Don’t Matter — Here’s Why

medium.com

What I’ve learned is that just because you don’t have what you want at the moment doesn’t mean that you will not eventually get what you want. I wanted 26 engaging followers in 9 days and I got it in 4 days.

Thank You, Everyone!

It’s very encouraging to meet a goal. It makes me wonder what else I can manifest. I'm gonna drink and have lobster for breakfast to celebrate.🤣

Cheers!

Here’s my gift to you🎁

LMFAO!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅

Short Stories from Writers That Had Me Cracking Up

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