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“What’s the matter, my dear?”
“You didn’t bring home all the backdoor Santas I wanted for Christmas!”
“What do you mean? I brought home nine other men for you to have a romp with tonight!”
“Where are the rest of them?”
“The rest of them? I got every single department store Santa I could find on Christmas Eve.”
“But darling, there are twelve days of Christmas!”
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