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The Game Changing Solution to Environment Destroying Electric Cars Has Been Found

Small time garage tinkerer invents internal combustion engine

Photo by cottonbro from Pexels

Last weekend, a local inventor rocked the scientific community when he released his new creation on the world, promising to end global climate change.

Sometimes, big things come from small places. The city of Red Deer, Alberta, isn’t known for it’s inventions. The home of Ruby the Buck and the Red Deer Rebel Hockey team, this city is in for some massive attention. And it will all center around Don Clothin’s garage in Lower Fairview.

This isn’t Clothin’s first kick at the can. Even as a young boy, he was tinkering and inventing. At the age of 12 he pieced together his first vehicle, which he christened the “byecycle.”

His parents weren’t always supportive. He went on to create the cordless phone using nothing but garden shears and a regular phone. This was a failure, since he couldn’t get anyone as excited as he was about it.

He latest work he assembled from old Ford parts he found lying around in he back yard. He knew he was on to something big.

Global climate change still disputed

Even though weather systems are changing and the seas levels are rising, no one wants to face facts. It seems likely that our electricity habit is causing irreparable damage to the environment. And in Alberta, Canada, where the electrical sands are located, denial is in full force.

Naysayers want to stick their heads in the sand and ignore what electricity is doing to our atmosphere. But the evidence is incontrovertible. Look at this graph released by leading climate change scientist, Horace Cope.

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Enter internal combustion

Don Clothin’s new engine works by creating a series of small explosions, using a petroleum distillate called “gasoline.” Not only does it take minimal amounts of electricity, but it’s very hard to get electrocuted with this process, since only low voltage DC electricity is used. This new engine could be used to power cars, trucks, and even tractor trailers.

According to climate change scientist Horace Cope, taking electrical vehicles off the road will reduce climate change by nearly 30%. That’s more than all other sectors. But it’s an uphill battle.

“It won’t be easy to get manufacturers and consumers on board,” Cope said. “We already have all the infrastructure to build electric cars. People will be put out of work. The economy is at risk. But do we have any choice?”

It’s up to everyone to do our part. Ditch electricity and switch to burning fossil fuels before it’s too late.

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