The Biggest Vagina I’ve Ever Experienced Belonged to my First Girlfriend

HELLO!… Hello!… hello…

I am not a tight pussy aficionado. I am not a large vagina sympathizer. I’ve had the good fortune to experience slightly less than 100 vaginas in my life. Two were noticeably small, two were noticeably large, and the other ninetyish were all about the same.

It just so happened that the girl who I lost my virginity to had the biggest vagina I’ve ever made the beast with two backs with. From the outside it looked like a normal pussy. On the inside it was as vast as the Taj Mahal.

I was 16, she was 15. Said she was virgin and I had no reason to not believe her. Nor did I care. She was painfully plain like Bella from Twilight. 5'6", 130lbs, blonde hair. C cup tits, Eyes… She had them. Don’t remember the color but they were present.

She was the first girl I ever fingered. When it happened I was less concerned with the circumference of her hole and more, “Oh my god! I’m touching a pussy!” I remember one finger not doing much so I went to two. Then three. Then four? I still don’t think I was touching both sides at one time.

I had seen one porno I found in a porn bush a thousand times but it didn’t have fisting. At 16 I was not aware you could do that to a pussy. Because I totally could have and then some.

Have you ever seen that porn where they’re at a hotel and one girl manages to get two fists in the other girl? The one where the girl getting fisted makes the other promise not to take it out before she comes? My first girlfriend had two fist capability and possibly room for a foot.

A few weeks after I’d finger jammed her clam we were ready to have sex. It was the early 1990’s and AIDS was all over every channel. The message was drilled into my generation’s heads. Have sex without a condom, get AIDS and die. Doesn’t matter if you’re both virgins. No condom, AIDS and die.

Condoms looked intimidatingly large when I was young. I tried one on at thirteen and my dink was swimming in it. I was concerned, but told it would grow. I jerked multiple times a day so I couldn’t tell if I had gotten bigger. I tried a condom on the day before we had sex and it fit. Hallelujah! It was even a bit snug. Thank god.

My dicks about average I guess. I’m not going to be cast in any pornos but I’m not embarrassed to take out when conditions permit. It’s an inch long when soft but my expansion ratio is impressive.

I had heard guys say a lot of things about the first time you have sex.

It’s hard to find the hole

It’s so tight the first time you can barely move

There’s going to be blood everywhere and she’s going to scream

It feels so good you’ll come in seconds

They get mad if you accidently put in their ass which is easy to do — All the boys to the yard

Turns out none of that applied. After putting the condom on I wiped the excess lube in my hand on the comforter. I squared up between her thighs and pointed my purple headed warrior at her unblinking eye in preparation to pop that coohie.

I moved my hips to put it in. And I was in! I started thrusting. No blood. Nothing I had to break through. Feels alright. Okay, this is sex. Wow… Kinda disappointing. Maybe it’s gets better.

After 45 minutes of jackhammering the shit out of her like I saw in porn, neither of us was close to coming. We tried a bunch of different positions. I had no issues not accidently putting my cock in her butt. Pretty much anywhere I stuck my dick was in her vagina. I faked the orgasm.

One day on the phone months later she asked if I was getting sick of her. I told the truth and we were done. We were together for around six months.

I lost my virginity to the vagoo of vastness and afterwards I went through a three year dry spell during my sexual peak. I didn’t get laid again until I was nineteen. I tried but I kept finding myself in the friend zone with women.

Shortly after I turned 19 I got my braces off, a normal haircut, filled out, grew three inches, and stopped dressing like a twelve year old going through a phase. I had sex with was a sixteen year old Korean girl who was my sister’s friend.

That pussy made me understood what the guys on the school yard were talking about. It was tight and challenge to get all the way in. I had to think of my grandma naked on the toilet taking a shit so I didn’t come in ten seconds.

There’s no telling from the outside what it’s going to feel like inside. My first girlfriends cooter looked about normal, it was just huge. The slit went a little longer on her than most girls and that was it.

Years later I dated a second girl who had a noticeably large vagina. It was still half my first girlfriend’s size. Number two liked fisting, but I could never get past the thumb knuckle. Number one would have been no problem.

The two pussies that were noticeably small were less aesthetically pleasing as the big one. One looked like an Arby’s Big Montana, the other had a really long clit. Both of them likely had over 100 partners, but it had no affect on the capacity of their snatch.

Tight pussy sounds great on paper but it’s a novelty. If you’re not gentle with the smaller ones, she’s sore the next day resulting in less sex. It was a problem in the relationship, because I wanted more sex than she could take. I can say from experience, vagina size has nothing to do with the amount of sex a woman has or how old she is. Or tall or short or ethnicity.

The biggest pussy I had was the first pussy I had. She married the next guy she dated starting a long running tradition of my exes marrying the next guy they date after me.

If she happens to read this, I’m sure it’s not news. Also you should have given back my Super Mario Brothers 3 Nintendo game. Fucking thief.