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-that-make-me-laugh-receive-ten-claps-e8526dc0b5db">It made me laugh</a>. <a href="https://readmedium.com/10-claps-f651da23cd6a">Just because</a>.</p><figure id="6f93"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="0164">Eleven Claps</h1><p id="31cd"><a href="https://readmedium.com/11-claps-because-its-half-of-22-which-is-a-winning-roulette-number-fa46d9147571">Eleven is a winning number</a>; it’s half of 22; it’s just sexy.<a href="https://readmedium.com/maybe-you-can-delete-claps-on-the-website-but-not-an-ios-app-so-you-have-11-claps-for-your-eb8a77ac1981"> You can delete claps on the website</a> but not iOs. So…</p><figure id="7a76"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="5f80">Twelve-and-a-half Claps</h1><p id="08d6"><a href="https://readmedium.com/i-give-you-12-claps-and-a-half-damn-it-okay-13-claps-9d9c4edb9f0c">12.5 or 13</a>, I don’t know which.</p><figure id="5c06"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="12b0">Thirteen Claps</h1><p id="3a27">I’m <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-gave-this-12-claps-van-horn-im-shooting-blanks-anyway-e471cfec32c8">shooting blanks</a>. You’re <a href="https://readmedium.com/12-claps-from-us-54086db86119">winning</a>. For <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-gave-you-12-claps-for-that-667b77693ea7">that</a>. A <a href="https://readmedium.com/13-claps-9d288da37f1c">compliment</a>.</p><figure id="99c0"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="8216">Fourteen Claps</h1><p id="91c2">I had to <a href="https://medium.com/@helena.hi/i-had-to-clap-you-up-to-2333-d-c6be73bbd3c3">clap you up to 2333</a>. This <a href="https://readmedium.com/this-post-is-good-i-award-14-claps-aa9efaef9fd4">post is good</a>.</p><figure id="2d6a"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="a805">Fifteen Claps</h1><p id="ad5f">I wanted to <a href="https://readmedium.com/your-poem-is-worthy-of-much-applause-but-also-today-when-i-went-to-apply-a-fair-amount-say-15-4359f567a813">give you 15</a> but medium made me give you more.</p><figure id="a034"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="9fab">Sixteen Claps</h1><p id="f284">Because <a href="https://readmedium.com/happy-sweet-sixteen-to-the-love-of-my-life-a0e85ab47d46">Love</a>.</p><h1 id="8c58">Seventeen Claps</h1><figure id="9e5a"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="ecfc">I guess <a href="https://readmedium.com/ha-i-thought-that-article-was-going-to-get-a-lot-of-17-claps-91128b21d84e">I was the only one who thought that was funny</a>. I hope it <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-gave-you-17-claps-not-sue-if-that-screws-up-your-metrics-or-not-8cd9a7617ddd">dosen’t screw up</a> your metrics. For quoting the author giving <a href="https://readmedium.com/just-gave-you-17-claps-for-quoting-me-giving-17-claps-8efb5e120974">17</a> claps. <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-just-gave-this-story-precisely-17-claps-72a2ae774ee2">To prove</a> <a href="undefined">Jason Li</a> wrong. <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-just-wanted-to-give-you-exactly-17-claps-94cc073f78d5">I just wanted t</a>o. <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-agree-completely-17-claps-for-that-ok-50-e880ff48fbd0">I agree; ok, 50</a>.</p><figure id="3567"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="405e">Eighteen Claps</h1><p id="f77e">I <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-enjoy-it-and-i-gave-you-18-claps-84d950b658ba">enjoy</a> it</p><p id="60b2">I enjoy 😊 <a href="https://readmedium.com/btw-i-gave-you-18-claps-see-above-for-the-reason-1dd0480fad86?source=linkShare-8cd3febe8199-1505315054">it too.</a></p><figure id="6b42"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="2eef">Nineteen Claps</h1><p id="aa3d">Read <a href="https://readmedium.com/after-giving-you-19-claps-i-wasnt-sure-if-let-go-the-button-or-give-you-a-few-more-27a29200aa77">the full explanation here.</a></p><figure id="a350"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="431c">Twenty Claps</h1><p id="ba3d">I actually thought about <a href="https://readmedium.com/its-time-for-a-little-collusion-or-price-fixing-i-propose-ec477fd09fff">the same thing</a> and started an article but never finished it. I won’t bother now, thanks. You made me laugh and I <a href="https://readmedium.com/you-get-twenty-claps-for-making-me-laugh-433607233a1">got tired</a> of pressing the button when I got to 20.</p><figure id="7497"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="7b46">Twenty-one Claps</h1><p id="be05"><a href="https://readmedium.com/twenty-one-aeb54a74b6d5">Twenty-one</a></p><figure id="1b2d"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="1114">Twenty-two Claps</h1><p id="c0dd">This space is for you —if you’ve ever given 22 claps, let us know why in the comments below.</p><figure id="258d"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="a3e7">Twenty-three Claps</h1><p id="a5cd"><a href="https://readmedium.com/23-claps-you-are-welcome-45ad82ae9820">You’re welcome</a>.</p><figure id="8041"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="600e">Twenty-four Claps</h1><p id="95b8">Nobody has given 24 claps and told the tale voluntarily. You can be the first.</p><figure id="dd1f"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="f9fb">Twenty-five Claps</h1><p id="04fc"><a href="https://readmedium.com/25-claps-23-were-ironic-78c512af227a">23 of these claps</a> were ironic.</p><figure id="432a"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="0f07">Twenty-six Claps</h1><p id="9161">Who dosen’t love 26? Tell us why.</p><figure id="d956"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="c800">Twenty-seven Claps</h1><p id="844f"><a href="https://readmedium.com/side-eye-haiku-28027f7ded74">My internet died</a>, now we have the clap haiku.</p><figure id="7315"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="33bc">Twenty-eight Claps</h1><p id="ca50">I try to have the total end at 28. It was my number <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-am-all-for-this-if-there-is-one-thing-i-like-more-than-one-clap-its-fifty-claps-65a22aecfea0">when I played fourth team soccer my third form year of boarding school</a>. Also it’s a multiple of four.</p><figure id="88bd"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="d9a4">Twenty-nine Claps</h1><p id="dd38"><a href="https://readmedium.com/i-am-all-for-this-if-there-is-one-thing-i-like-more-than-one-clap-its-fifty-claps-65a22aecfea0">29 is my archest of enemies</a>.</p><figure id="a9d0"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="452b">Thirty Claps</h1><p id="fbdc">This is as good as reading a book about <a href="https://readmedium.com/its-time-for-a-little-collusion-or-price-fixing-i-propose-ec477fd09fff">whaling</a>.</p><figure id="c625"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="36ae">Thirty-one Claps</h1><p id="f027">How many times a day can you do this before getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?</p><figure id="c030"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="7efb">Thirty-two Claps</h1><p id="66c4">Do you have a carpal tunnel in your finger?</p><figure id="675b"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="0a9a">Thirty-three Claps</h1><p id="091e">You could say you are giving them the finger instead of clapping.</p><figure id="43d1"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="3fe8">Thirty-four Claps</h1><p id="f4b3">You are literally giving people your finger. It will become gangrenous, wither and die if you keep this up.</p><figure id="a644"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="c54a">Thirty-five Claps</h1><p id="be8f">It was a trivial message but <a href="https://readmedium.com/clapping-really-63e3d99b5352">I tried to see if I could game the system</a>. <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-am-all-for-this-if-there-is-one-thing-i-like-more-than-one-clap-its-fifty-claps-65a22aecfea0">I wore 35</a>.</p><figure id="c347"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h

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1 id="8819">Thirty-six Claps</h1><p id="f2fb">Are you sacrificing your finger health on the altar of validating others?</p><figure id="2f19"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="e4bf">Thirty-seven Claps</h1><p id="7d3d">How many times a day can you do this and still recover completely?</p><figure id="6219"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="cf24">Thirty-eight Claps</h1><p id="1184">Anybody done any studies? I’m guessing you’d like to keep your fingers healthy.</p><figure id="4027"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="7a1f">Thirty-nine Claps</h1><p id="b439">Switch to thumbs on my cellphone.</p><figure id="6e1a"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="2e04">Forty Claps</h1><p id="e446">As good as reading a book about <a href="https://readmedium.com/its-time-for-a-little-collusion-or-price-fixing-i-propose-ec477fd09fff">bullfights</a>.</p><figure id="278b"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="4ab3">Forty-one Claps</h1><p id="96d8">What happens if I just keep my finger there?</p><figure id="22b9"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="e735">Forty-two Claps</h1><p id="e452">Wow, now the claps are kinda snowballing.</p><figure id="44b0"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="fce7">Forty-three Claps</h1><p id="02f4">Your arms are beginning to hurt now too.</p><figure id="3f8e"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="4d0d">Forty-four Claps</h1><p id="3981">You’re going with the flow on this one.</p><figure id="eb79"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="115c">Forty-five Claps</h1><p id="5f43">No point in stopping now.</p><figure id="7f14"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="253e">Forty-six Claps</h1><p id="2657">Almost there</p><figure id="159f"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="598f">Forty-seven Claps</h1><p id="6740">Four more.</p><figure id="1f7a"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="ae92">Forty-eight Claps</h1><p id="8fc3">Three</p><figure id="5f5a"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="bcf0">Forty-nine Claps</h1><p id="2576">Two</p><figure id="dc21"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="eb64">Fifty Claps</h1><p id="d195">The <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-mouse-just-gave-you-50-claps-because-it-was-able-to-escape-nine-lives-nine-cats-and-nine-aec599f4d81c">mouse escaped nine knives</a>, nine cats, nine lives. Seriously, <a href="https://readmedium.com/we-do-need-a-seriously-youre-better-than-this-place-recommend-button-2549940c2909">you’re better</a> than this place. <a href="https://readmedium.com/its-time-for-a-little-collusion-or-price-fixing-i-propose-ec477fd09fff">Why the fuck did you publish it here</a>? <a href="https://readmedium.com/50-claps-better-than-1-clap-45c2520ad16">50 claps better than one clap</a>. <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-agree-completely-17-claps-for-that-ok-50-e880ff48fbd0">I always give aces</a>. You <a href="https://readmedium.com/50-claps-and-it-deserves-every-single-one-of-them-d5385e27a0d9">deserved</a> it. <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-mean-once-you-get-past-the-meaning-of-life-42-shouldnt-one-just-go-all-the-way-efb169ee5d95">Go all the way</a>.</p><figure id="1e70"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="6f48"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="d712"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="7a61">The authors below involuntarily crowdsourced this article.</p><p id="9e17">Hover your cursor over each name to display their top three stories:</p><p id="38ac"><a href="undefined">Benjamin Josef Doscher 🌹🚩</a> <a href="undefined">Aman Agarwal (言煜鹰)</a> <a href="undefined">Ayesha Talib Wissanji</a> <a href="undefined">Helena Sophia Exel</a> <a href="undefined">Allison Washington</a> <a href="undefined">R. Anthony Steele</a> <a href="undefined">Kevin M. Schenk</a> <a href="undefined">Dharmesh Shah</a> <a href="undefined">Fred de Villamil 🤔</a> <a href="undefined">Louise Peacock</a> <a href="undefined">Gerard Mclean</a> <a href="undefined">Art Thompson</a> <a href="undefined">Randy Cooper</a> <a href="undefined">Rafael Tudela</a><a href="undefined"> Mary Holden</a> <a href="undefined">Tamyka Bell</a> <a href="undefined">S N Phadke</a> <a href="undefined">Gigi J Wolf</a> <a href="undefined">Poison Ivy</a> <a href="undefined">Quasimodo</a> <a href="undefined">Gail Boenning</a> <a href="undefined">Andrea Santana</a> <a href="undefined">Stephen M. Tomic</a> <a href="undefined">Stephen Moore</a> <a href="undefined">Brandon Luján</a> <a href="undefined">N P Basim Abu</a> <a href="undefined">Henrik Ståhl</a> <a href="undefined">Mike Meyer</a> <a href="undefined">Gutbloom</a> <a href="undefined">Caio Braga</a> <a href="undefined">Mrinal Bose</a> <a href="undefined">Tom Mitchell</a> <a href="undefined">Caleb Ramsby</a> <a href="undefined">Indira Reddy</a> <a href="undefined">Jacques</a> <a href="undefined">Vinit Joshi</a> <a href="undefined">Dickey Singh</a> <a href="undefined">Billy Maddocks</a> <a href="undefined">Madelyn Brown</a> <a href="undefined">Heather Nann</a></p><p id="6326"><a href="undefined">Classical Sass</a> <a href="undefined">Luke Trayser</a> <a href="undefined">Vince Fulco</a> <a href="undefined">shanny gn</a> <a href="undefined">Imrat Jn</a> <a href="undefined">Knewly</a> <a href="undefined">bethie</a> <a href="undefined">Dewi</a> <a href="undefined">Terijo</a> <a href="undefined">BHD</a></p><p id="0866">If you are so kind as to clap for this story, remember to let Medium readers know the why and the wherefore in the comments section below. Especially if you clap an unusual number. We are all dying to know.</p><p id="cffb">Illustrations all my own work.</p><figure id="da60"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="8efa">Please share on Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, LinkedIn or other Social Media if you think your friends and contacts might enjoy 😊 this article.</p><p id="0fb5">I wrote another piece about claps recently:</p><div id="0e9b" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/medium-strikes-back-fiscal-targeting-of-listicles-with-inflated-recommends-56c63251fde2"> <div> <div> <h2>The Clap Bombshell Has Impacted Medium in a Way Nobody Saw Coming</h2> <div><h3>Medium Targets Listicles with Inflated Recommends</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*[email protected])"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="0695">More from Augusta:</p><div id="2a23" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/hunter-filter-from-prisma-90212a5d2c6d"> <div> <div> <h2>Scenes from Copenhagen — Hunter</h2> <div><h3>Not My Usual Prisma Filter</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*[email protected])"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="33ed" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/eat-or-die-in-the-next-ten-seconds-cfe2de8153fe"> <div> <div> <h2>Eat…! 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Reasons Medium Readers Gave for the Number of Claps

What does It Mean When You Give 17 Claps?

Deciphering the Clap Data

Why do we give the number of claps that we do?

Here are the reasons Medium readers choose to clap — for each clap quantity, 1–50.

One Clap

I enjoyed your post as much as reading the back of a Babe Ruth wrapper. I assure you, not a rude single clap at all, it’s positive. Because Heath Houston is kind, generous and funny. My claps don’t work and my heart is broken. You’re a funny writer, I must give one clap. Voulez-vouz coucher avec moi ce soir? I am damning you with faint praise. Philip Hoare and The North Water. To get my dog to stop eating poop. Spare change as a tip for service. I didn’t know I could give more. You made me more famous. It challenges objectivity. Must try to do better. You did a shit job. One penny tip To catch a fly. It’s a prayer. Fantastic. I liked it. It’s fine.

Two Claps

I’m giving you the clap again. Better two than one, eh?

It was too good not to break my one-clap rule. They brought new information and I liked it. I’m dispensing love here.

Three Claps

I’m giving everyone 5, unless I miss and give them 3, like I’m doing now. I liked it, it was news, one extra clap for each new thing. My OCD dosen’t mesh well with the clapping thing. Come on, at least I’m not ignoring you. For the bitterness, for cats, for fun.

Four Claps

Seagulls shitting on a Rembrandt. Rounding it up to 500 Equals one heart. I am honored. I enjoyed it.

Five Claps

I’m giving everyone 5, unless I miss. I never give anyone less than five. He’s a brilliant writer.

Six Claps

I only meant to give you five and held my finger down one nanosecond too long.

Seven Claps

Prince was playing and 7 is my favourite song. Your post is bad. I award 7 claps. I really liked it.

Eight Claps

The counter went wild. Just randomness. Have a good day.

Nine Claps

First I gave you 9, then I tried to reduce but then I gave you 3 extra. I wanted to round up to get you to 17,000. Also lives, cats, knives.

Ten Claps

Obama’s secret wife. Ten giggles for you. It made me laugh. Just because.

Eleven Claps

Eleven is a winning number; it’s half of 22; it’s just sexy. You can delete claps on the website but not iOs. So…

Twelve-and-a-half Claps

12.5 or 13, I don’t know which.

Thirteen Claps

I’m shooting blanks. You’re winning. For that. A compliment.

Fourteen Claps

I had to clap you up to 2333. This post is good.

Fifteen Claps

I wanted to give you 15 but medium made me give you more.

Sixteen Claps

Because Love.

Seventeen Claps

I guess I was the only one who thought that was funny. I hope it dosen’t screw up your metrics. For quoting the author giving 17 claps. To prove Jason Li wrong. I just wanted to. I agree; ok, 50.

Eighteen Claps

I enjoy it

I enjoy 😊 it too.

Nineteen Claps

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Twenty Claps

I actually thought about the same thing and started an article but never finished it. I won’t bother now, thanks. You made me laugh and I got tired of pressing the button when I got to 20.

Twenty-one Claps

Twenty-one

Twenty-two Claps

This space is for you —if you’ve ever given 22 claps, let us know why in the comments below.

Twenty-three Claps

You’re welcome.

Twenty-four Claps

Nobody has given 24 claps and told the tale voluntarily. You can be the first.

Twenty-five Claps

23 of these claps were ironic.

Twenty-six Claps

Who dosen’t love 26? Tell us why.

Twenty-seven Claps

My internet died, now we have the clap haiku.

Twenty-eight Claps

I try to have the total end at 28. It was my number when I played fourth team soccer my third form year of boarding school. Also it’s a multiple of four.

Twenty-nine Claps

29 is my archest of enemies.

Thirty Claps

This is as good as reading a book about whaling.

Thirty-one Claps

How many times a day can you do this before getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?

Thirty-two Claps

Do you have a carpal tunnel in your finger?

Thirty-three Claps

You could say you are giving them the finger instead of clapping.

Thirty-four Claps

You are literally giving people your finger. It will become gangrenous, wither and die if you keep this up.

Thirty-five Claps

It was a trivial message but I tried to see if I could game the system. I wore 35.

Thirty-six Claps

Are you sacrificing your finger health on the altar of validating others?

Thirty-seven Claps

How many times a day can you do this and still recover completely?

Thirty-eight Claps

Anybody done any studies? I’m guessing you’d like to keep your fingers healthy.

Thirty-nine Claps

Switch to thumbs on my cellphone.

Forty Claps

As good as reading a book about bullfights.

Forty-one Claps

What happens if I just keep my finger there?

Forty-two Claps

Wow, now the claps are kinda snowballing.

Forty-three Claps

Your arms are beginning to hurt now too.

Forty-four Claps

You’re going with the flow on this one.

Forty-five Claps

No point in stopping now.

Forty-six Claps

Almost there

Forty-seven Claps

Four more.

Forty-eight Claps

Three

Forty-nine Claps

Two

Fifty Claps

The mouse escaped nine knives, nine cats, nine lives. Seriously, you’re better than this place. Why the fuck did you publish it here? 50 claps better than one clap. I always give aces. You deserved it. Go all the way.

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