I am all for this. If there is one thing I like more than one clap, it’s fifty claps.

I am not objective. I give subjective claps. I try, when clapping, to have the total end at 28 claps. So, if someone has one clap, I give them 27, but if they have 2o claps, I give them eight. If you see “28" claps you can tell I’m sniffing around that part of Medium.

I am good friends with 26, but 29 is my archest of enemies.

Why 28? It’s a very important number. It was my number when I played fourth team soccer my third form year of boarding school. The soccer coach told me I should “try football” and on the football team I wore 35. 35 is a good number, but not as good as 28 because 28 is a multiple of four.