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onto.</p><p id="d0c2"><b>[2]</b></p><p id="6374">An incredibly cute Insta-model</p><p id="626f">Has been eating a ton of fried noddle.</p><p id="3aa3">Lost it in quarantine:</p><p id="eee4">Gained one pound or eighteen,</p><p id="e167">Chugs fruit punch from the bottle.</p><p id="816d"><b>[3]</b></p><p id="75f3">Dedicated footballer from Dallas</p><p id="0044">Was invited by Pitbull to palace.</p><p id="9c45">Toilet paper he brought</p><p id="4a72">As a gift — a long shot!</p><p id="636b">Pitbull fumed: “What a malice!”.</p><p id="275d">Check out my short poetry book on Amazon: <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08BYWSGVL"><b>“Quarantine Limericks”</b></a>.</p><p id="449f">Check out other limericks:</p><div id="405f" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/quarantine-limericks-hot-guy-going-commando-6fe918f26801"> <div> <div> <h2>Quarantine Limericks: Hot Guy & Going Commando</h2> <div>

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Quarantine Limericks: Toilet Paper and Fruit Punch

Funny poems written while in lockdown

Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash

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[1]

Fairly hungry young man in Toronto

Placed an order online: “Bring it pronto!”.

Due to COVID-19

He expected protein

To work out as addition to Fronto.

[2]

An incredibly cute Insta-model

Has been eating a ton of fried noddle.

Lost it in quarantine:

Gained one pound or eighteen,

Chugs fruit punch from the bottle.

[3]

Dedicated footballer from Dallas

Was invited by Pitbull to palace.

Toilet paper he brought

As a gift — a long shot!

Pitbull fumed: “What a malice!”.

Check out my short poetry book on Amazon: “Quarantine Limericks”.

Check out other limericks:

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