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e mansion in Maui.</p><p id="e1d8">Quickly sold all the gold,</p><p id="e2df">By the owners was told:</p><p id="65ca">“Stay away from the mountain of cowie!” <b>*</b></p><ul><li><i>cowie — urban word for the ecstasy drug</i></li></ul><p id="8827">Check out my short poetry book on Amazon: <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08BYWSGVL"><b>“Quarantine Limericks”</b></a>.</p><p id="e285">Check out other limericks:</p><div id="9755" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/quarantine-limericks-toilet-paper-and-fruit-punch-f9a873adfc3e"> <div> <div> <h2>Quarantine Limericks: Toilet Paper and Fruit Punch</h2> <div><h3>Funny poems written while in lockdown</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div>

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Quarantine Limericks: Hot Guy & Going Commando

Part 2 since the start of the lock down

Photo by Marvin Meyer on Unsplash

[1]

Older lady got stuck in Orlando

And decided to go all commando:

Fully naked she cried,

But her flight was denied.

She was saved by a handsome Fernando!

[2]

Homeless lady in rural Hawaii

Commandeered a huge mansion in Maui.

Quickly sold all the gold,

By the owners was told:

“Stay away from the mountain of cowie!” *

  • cowie — urban word for the ecstasy drug

Check out my short poetry book on Amazon: “Quarantine Limericks”.

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