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ella in leafy New Zealand</p><p id="55b2">Waterproofed all his houses with sealant:</p><p id="8d10">“Stay away, evil virus -</p><p id="2200">I’ll attack you with iris!”</p><p id="92b3">He became a floristic appellant.</p><p id="0950">Check out my short poetry book on Amazon: <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08BYWSGVL"><b>“Quarantine Limericks”</b></a>.</p><p id="9569">Check out the previous two parts:</p><div id="161a" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/quarantine-limericks-hot-guy-going-commando-6fe918f26801"> <div> <div> <h2>Quarantine Limericks: Hot Guy & Going Commando</h2> <div><h3>Part 2 since the start of the lock down</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div

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Quarantine Limericks: Redundant Chickens & Crazy Florist

Part 3. Isolation is boring. Limericks are fun.

Photo by hannah grace on Unsplash

[1]

Crazy baron in posh fancy London

Quarantined with his fellow Orlando.

After eating all soup

He destroyed chicken coop:

“Set them free! All the chicks are redundant!”.

[2]

Handsome fella in leafy New Zealand

Waterproofed all his houses with sealant:

“Stay away, evil virus -

I’ll attack you with iris!”

He became a floristic appellant.

Check out my short poetry book on Amazon: “Quarantine Limericks”.

Check out the previous two parts:

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