Pets’ Birthdays are so Underrated — Says Ginger Rogers II
C’mon Hooman. Get it together!

Happy New Year, Humans!
But, more importantly…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! 🎉
Yes, today is my birthday…apparently. According to my papers, anyway.
I mean, how would I know? I don’t remember being born. And I don’t believe birthdays were a thing in my days as a street dog in the Philippines. Or in the dog pound that took me in.
But, I do believe that the day that my last mum picked me up from the pound was somewhere around my birthday. That was when I turned 3.
🐕💭 Perhaps that was my birthday present? 🤔
Although, after that, I don’t remember any of my birthdays being celebrated since then, so I have no idea how I am suddenly 10! That makes no sense at all.
And yes, I can count! At least to 10.
10! Doesn’t that sound grown-up? Except, it turns out that those pesky cats that I lodge with are already double figures, so I am still the baby of the three of us.
How do they have the advantage with everything? I mean, I don’t stand a chance against those claws, and I am still too scared to pass them on the stairs. Now it’s age as well!
Anyway, back to what I was saying…
Today is my BIRTHDAY!!!
I know because my current mum has been talking about it for days. She thinks she’s a bit weird for remembering all of her pets’ birthdays, but I think that’s the least she can do.
So, this morning, I celebrated by having an extra-long and cosy lie-in in my mum’s bed.

When, at 9 am, she asked me if I wanted to go for a walk, I pretended not to hear. It was far too early.
So, she got on with some writing and editing, and then we went out at 10.30, just as the world became sunny.
That’s right! The sun came out for my birthday; the sun knows what’s good for it!
I chose my special coat for today’s outings since it is a special day.
(You do realise I have quite a few, don’t you?)
And it was a special walk.

But, soon after we came back from our walk, my mum took me out again. This time in the car.
We went to a nearby town where she buys fish for those hissy, scratchy creatures and me. She even took me for another of my favourite walks, and to the island in the river where I can run off the lead.

That’s also where the photo at the top was taken.
And then my mum thought she would take a few arty-farty photos too.

She thought it was funny taking photos of her shadow, and she also thought it made her look tall, which she likes because she’s actually really short.
Well, she’s taller than me, but she is a human.
But, the best part of all came later…My Present!
Yes, my mum was so nice that she bought a bag of bones from the butcher and only made me wait until we got home to give one to me.
Now I am in heaven. Not literally. I am very much alive. Ten years old and very alive and spritely. Do not mess with this grown-up dog.
Anyway, although I have been in heaven with my bone, my mum thought that photos of bones were a bit gross, despite how beautiful I look gnawing lovingly on it. So sorry, humans. You missed out there.
Anyway, I wanted to share my birthday shenanigans with you to remind you all to spoil your pets on their birthdays. And to those who don’t even remember when their birthdays are…
Shame on you!
And now it’s time to sing;
Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday dear Ginger, Happy birthday to me!
Thanks for reading!
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