Grugg Online

Ook! Online Write Success Read

3 Tip 4 Small Brain

You no question Grugg pen or writing tablet. Grugg AI enhanced image.

Grugg is Grugg. Grugg no Greg. Grugg no like work hard. Grugg work smart. Not work hard, stand out from crowd. Grugg make warm fire. Cuddle with cave woman who smell good and send racy CaveChat pics.

Work smart — more time cuddle. Grugg give value almost as good as Nour in next cave over.

Ook Tips

Grugg expert. No need ghostwriter or AI writing tool. Grugg eat, shit, breathe content. King shit, not tiny pellet from Microraptor. Grugg have shiny badges all on own. Grugg had two shiny hanging badges from the beginning. Other tribes no answer for greatness.

Grugg equals must read TV. Grugg no struggle with 70+ terrible drafts. Make it look EZ. No think about trust. No verify — just trust Grugg.

Ook 1: Brief

Grugg no small talk. Grugg keep it simple, stupid. For stupid simples, short words, phrases, sentences.

Pro Tip: Eliminate all polysyllabic words from your lexicon. Assume your readers’ max reading level is 1/8th of a now dusty young adult novel. Long words and education are the danger.

Grugg top of bone pile with Ook 1 alone.

Ook 2: Connect

Make connect with other cave folk. Make smile and laugh. Make AI do stuff for image.

Always write alone, so Grugg like talk writers and readers. Grugg like know what them interests. Grugg like know their favorite typset. Grugg like know their favorite number. Grugg appreciate their positive cave woman affirmations. Grugg like know when call child services.

Pro Tip: There are lots of ways to make connections with others. Have you tried being oddly adorable? I have — and it works! Still working on the arrogance.

Grugg leave weird, pretty, thoughtful comments. Grugg no mean harm. No crotchety old man — yet. In prime and only have fun.

Ook 3: Derivative

Grugg know what people want. Grugg know leverage AI generated image.

Grugg not above worn-over work. Grugg like comfort. Like familiarity. Like no think hard and sardonic writing. Comfort like roasted diplodocus stew after stampede kill half of cave. Some avoid retread all costs. Carlo Zeno think above derivative content. Fling shit make hit. Okay Carlo?

Pro Tip: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Squeeze those lemons so hard they beg for mercy. Make them taste your foodie fury. Make them give up their very essence.

Cave Exit

Grugg so in love it hurt. Wait — that poison plant sting. AI image by AI.

Grugg hungry now. Go eat and check CaveChat messages. Grugg not above human urges.

Grugg so in love with own work he forget call to action. Every time. Grug wonder what tips you have for cave folk write success read?

Yes, I’m still working on the Bicho investigation. No, tagging me in another post about it won’t make me write faster. Yes, I’m responding to you as if you’re in the room with me. No, I won’t be putting pants on.

Grugg Ancestor like sexy brain. Grugg check diplodocus and microraptor period. Same period — Jurassic. Juicy big brain.

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