Ofays in the Ozarks
“Everyone out of the gene pool!”
Wouldn’t it be great if we were capable of making ignorant assholes disappear? I mean, without having to face jail time or anything like that? Just imagine how the world and our world-view would improve.
If only we could just give a little nose twitch like Samantha in Bewitched and watch as the crazy mofos who care for nothing other than their own self-gratification dissolve like farts in the wind.
I’d be the first one to sign up for that particular public service. With glee.
And the first sector of ignoramuses I’d eliminate? Entitled white people. Oh, man. They are the worst. Just look at the POTUS. A big, fat, racist, pussy-grabbing piece of dung.
I have to give it to him, though. We writers are coming close to running out of disparaging adjectives to define this pond scum.
By now, most of us have seen the footage of the drunken, crispy-skinned revelers throwing social distancing out of the window as they frolicked in the pools, bars, restaurants, and other tourist haunts at Lake of the Ozarks in Osage Beach, Missouri.
HEE-HAW!!!
Friends, if this pandemic continues into the winter and beyond, we have inbreds like that to thank for our continued misery, as well as for the deaths of countless other innocents who did the best they could to protect themselves but failed because of individuals like the Ofays in the Ozarks.
I can’t say it any better than this guy, who I just stumbled upon. Hilarious.
Yeah, I say “ofays” because I saw very few “brown people” in the videos, as our Orange Ofay-in-Chief has referred to them.
Why? Because they’re too fucking smart to put themselves and their families in harm’s way. They give a damn.
For this, my African American, Hispanic, and Asian brethren, I thank you. And the same gratitude is extended to anyone who isn’t a big, fat, white tub ‘o guts who looks at the Orange Ofay as the second coming.
Why can't he just get sick? I”m not going to apologize for this as our death toll in the U.S. has exceeded the 100,000 mark. I’ve never felt such vitriol for anyone in my life, but he is our Hitler and should be held accountable for his crimes.
Fuck him and his trophy wife, his half-wit sons, his Barbie Doll daughter, and his corpse of a son-in-law.
They should all go straight to hell.
My blood is boiling right now and I hardly know how to deal with it. So many of us have adhered to the guidelines by the CDC and experts like Dr. Fauci and then, we have to endure the likes of the Ozark Ofays who don’t care that they might have been exposed to the virus and are bringing it home to their loved ones.
Is there anyone here who wishes they could return to “normal” life?” A life where we can buy groceries without maneuvering arrows telling us which way we should walk, or sanitizing said groceries after we get them home or washing our fucking hands again and again and again?
Hell, yeah!
I don’t wear my signature red lip these days. I wear a mask, everywhere I go. Meaning, the grocer store or Petco! And I am happy to do it if it means I can help myself and others stay safe. But I look forward to feeling like a woman, again. A smokin’ chick with red lips and nails to match.
My friends, we are not going in the right direction. We are not “in this together.” If there’s any notion we need to dispel right now, it’s that one.
Personally, I’m so sick of the commercials and the social media bullshit that tells us otherwise. If we were in this together, we wouldn’t see people asshole to elbow in swimming pools at resorts.
On another horrific note, before writing this, I watched the video of the Minneapolis PD’s manslaughter, if not the murder, of a black man, George Floyd, who was arrested for an alleged forgery in progress at a local grocery chain.
It’s a sickening testimony of how low we’ve sunk in the gene pool.
Madness reigns. And, unless we do what we must, in November, we’re fucked.
Sherry McGuinn is a slightly-twisted, longtime Chicago-area writer and award-winning screenwriter. Her work has appeared in The Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times, and numerous other publications. Sherry’s manager is currently pitching her newest screenplay, a drama with dark, comedic overtones and inspired by a true story.
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