My Signature “Good Morning” Chat Message for Meetings & Trainings
Feel free to use this

Even before the C-monster, I have been in online training and in company meetings and such. One thing that has been the most common in these meetings, has been the instructor saying “write in the comments if you are here and can hear me.”
And throughout, I’ve been witness to attendees saying:
- I don’t have the handout
- I can’t hear you
- My team does this
- And the list goes on…
And throughout, I’ve been witness to the host and presenter saying:
- Who doesn’t have the handout?
- Can everyone hear me?
- Use the chat box to ______
- Thank you to those who participated
- I don’t like to read slides
- Please mute your mic
- Please keep your cameras off (or on)
- And the list goes on…
Conclusion and the Conclusion to this Dilemma
So, I have come up with a “Good morning” that I paste into the chat.
Good morning all, attendees and presenters. I have my handouts, of course, or I would have emailed. I’ve used video software before, of course, or I would have learned it before this morning. I’m ready to be in the 10% of those who engage, I ain’t skurred. I’m fully ready to begin at the time the meeting email information said the meeting’s beginning. I’m also present. My day has been good. I like cookies, playing soccer, and watching the Carolina Hurricanes. I have no further aspirations for my life, aside from an honorary doctorate. For those single attendees, my email is *email inserted
Thank you for watching!!! Thank you for the really short comments!! Thank you for not sharing!
