avatarJ & J (Jessica & Joshua J. Lyon, BSQP, CNP)

Summary

The article presents a humorous and proactive approach to engaging in online meetings and training sessions by using a pre-written "Good morning" message that addresses common issues and sets a positive tone for participation.

Abstract

The author of the article discusses the frequent and repetitive nature of issues encountered during online meetings and training sessions, such as attendees not having handouts or experiencing technical difficulties. To streamline communication and add a touch of humor, the author has crafted a signature "Good morning" message that they paste into the chat at the beginning of meetings. This message humorously acknowledges common meeting problems, expresses the writer's readiness to engage, and playfully includes personal interests and an invitation for single attendees to connect. The article also includes a call to action for readers to try out an AI service recommended by the author.

Opinions

  • The author finds the repetitive nature of online meeting interactions to be a common and potentially tedious experience.
  • There is an underlying suggestion that many attendees in online meetings are not fully prepared or engaged.
  • The author views themselves as part of a proactive minority that is well-prepared and eager to participate in meetings.
  • The inclusion of personal details and humor in the "Good morning" message indicates the author's belief in making online interactions more personal and enjoyable.
  • By sharing their signature message, the author implies that a standardized, yet personalized, approach can enhance meeting efficiency and camaraderie.
  • The author endorses an AI service as a cost-effective alternative to ChatGPT Plus(GPT-4), indicating a preference for value and performance in digital tools.

My Signature “Good Morning” Chat Message for Meetings & Trainings

Feel free to use this

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Even before the C-monster, I have been in online training and in company meetings and such. One thing that has been the most common in these meetings, has been the instructor saying “write in the comments if you are here and can hear me.”

And throughout, I’ve been witness to attendees saying:

  • I don’t have the handout
  • I can’t hear you
  • My team does this
  • And the list goes on…

And throughout, I’ve been witness to the host and presenter saying:

  • Who doesn’t have the handout?
  • Can everyone hear me?
  • Use the chat box to ______
  • Thank you to those who participated
  • I don’t like to read slides
  • Please mute your mic
  • Please keep your cameras off (or on)
  • And the list goes on…

Conclusion and the Conclusion to this Dilemma

So, I have come up with a “Good morning” that I paste into the chat.

Good morning all, attendees and presenters. I have my handouts, of course, or I would have emailed. I’ve used video software before, of course, or I would have learned it before this morning. I’m ready to be in the 10% of those who engage, I ain’t skurred. I’m fully ready to begin at the time the meeting email information said the meeting’s beginning. I’m also present. My day has been good. I like cookies, playing soccer, and watching the Carolina Hurricanes. I have no further aspirations for my life, aside from an honorary doctorate. For those single attendees, my email is *email inserted

Thank you for watching!!! Thank you for the really short comments!! Thank you for not sharing!

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