The journey to 3 million Google views
No one aims for uncredited Google stardom, do they?
Several years ago, in 2017, I noticed that I had 80,000 views after measly posting a review and photo every now and again. Mostly to update companies, like if they closed down, or if they had excellent services or were sh*t (like a Karen, if you know what I mean) and I said to myself, “Hot dang, let me see if I can use this.”
Before I stumbled across my “Google profile” that started when I opened a Google account, I had no idea about any of this photo and review tracking. Of course, having a business and selling books and such, I used that opportunity as another Author Profile. Sounds good, right? You know, people can see your Google profile and such….?
Yeah… didn’t do sh*t.
The reason I say “uncredited stardom”, is… because they (Google) didn’t do sh*t.
The following images are the most viewed images in Google.
The following image is my Dairy Queen shots
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On a less serious note, here is my humorous story about navigating automated medical phone systems, published in The Haven:
To read my about me, on About Me. Where everyone gives you 3.5 claps, as if your life was not as entertaining as they hoped it would be in their 5 minutes of reading, saying “Ehh, I rate this life on a scale of 1 to 10, umm, a 2 — he never went to Europe. His life could be better.” Then rating a new teen model right after plastic surgery, liposuction, and implants, just 10 seconds after her 18th birthday, “I give this life 50 claps. She’s just such an inspiration to everyone her shadow touches. She’s so radiant that the sun revolves around her. Such a leader in the industry. So, I donate to her OnlyFans Charity Fund Drive to help orphans in Champa, Persia, Prussia, and Texas.” What industry? (the how-to-pay-for-college-as-a-young-girl industry?) And she's’ never been to Europe, either — is Kyrgyzstan not close enough!? I was there for a week!…) :
