avatarCarlo Zeno

Summary

Michael Burry, known for his role in "The Big Short," is reportedly betting against Medium's success, citing declining metrics and earnings, and has been issuing cryptic warnings on social media.

Abstract

The article discusses the current state of Medium, with rumors circulating that Michael Burry is shorting the platform. It paints a picture of a decline in user engagement and writer earnings on Medium, as indicated by falling stats and a decrease in claps (Medium's version of likes). The article conveys a sense of impending doom, with Burry's ominous one-word tweets like "SELL," "RUN," and "JUMP" adding to the atmosphere of panic and disillusionment among the community. While bot followers proliferate, genuine writers and content creators are growing increasingly concerned about the platform's future and their own livelihoods. The piece suggests that the situation is dire, with a metaphorical fall into obscurity or failure, symbolized by a graveyard or the delete folder. Burry is portrayed as a modern-day Cassandra, warning of Medium's potential collapse, and speculation arises about where writers might migrate to sustain their careers.

Opinions

  • The author implies that Medium is facing a serious decline, with metrics and earnings falling, reflecting a broader loss of faith and confidence in the platform.
  • Michael Burry is depicted as a financial prophet, akin to Cassandra, who is issuing warnings about Medium's future through his social media activity.
  • There is a sense of disillusionment among real writers and poets on Medium, contrasting with the unaffected demeanor of bots and self-help gurus.
  • The article suggests that the atmosphere on Medium is heavy with the scent of failure, with the platform potentially heading towards an inglorious end.
  • The author speculates on alternative platforms for writers, such as Substack or Newsbreak, in light of Medium's perceived downfall.
  • The piece hints at a potential exodus from Medium, with writers seeking new venues to publish their work and earn a living.

Fantasy Horror Satire

Michael Burry Warns Writers On Medium

Falling stats and falling earnings

Burry the furry growling bear smells a sinking ship / Photo by Becca on Unsplash

Rumor has it…

Burry is betting against Medium,

I am hearing whispers…

Big Short Bear smells the claps dropping, morale tanking disillusionment growing, panic spreading

the humid gas of slow suicide leaking into the atmosphere even as the flock of bot followers proliferate like a rash

I’m sure I have heard or seen it somewhere

Burry is crafting cryptic one-word tweets —

SELL

RUN

JUMP

HIDE

PANIC —

only the bots seem unfazed along with the self-helpers, whopper dealers bridge sellers, law of attraction crack addicts, gurus, big smilers, gigantic lie pilers, success peddlers, promisers

but as for the rest of us, from comics to graveyard poets — we think we hear the sound of something

falling

something more than the falling of our faith and confidence and stats and earnings

all falling with such accumulated momentum

we wonder where it’s going to

end

if not the cement

graveyard

delete folder

trash bin

browsing history

ether —

that brooding bear Burry smells the death in between the lines, oozing out of the Unsplash images

titles and subtitles

Burry is growling tweeting, modern day Cassandra that he is

where, where will he invest?

substack? newsbreak? simile? vocal? newshub?

something nobody’s heard of?

where will writers find a living

wage?

© Carlo Zeno 2023

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