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h, I am talking about me.</p><p id="0cc1">I can give you tips to stalk better next time. Trust me you would thank me later.</p><p id="a011"><b>Tip #1</b></p><p id="7234">Always leave sexy comments on your would-be girl pictures but also make sure that you hide them. This way only you and her friends could see what you both are up to.</p><p id="4504"><b>Tip #2</b></p><p id="6e1e">Put your relationship status under ‘only me’ scanner. This way your wife will be happy seeing the status is still there but that is only visible to you. The would-be girl would fall for your trap considering you a single man.</p><p id="2b10"><b>Tip #3</b></p><p id="78ca">Remove that fucking pouting display picture. I was about to abuse you on that one. Pouting doesn’t suit you at all. I felt as if I saw a pig sleeping in the mud with his mistress. Neverminded. I am your friend. We can get this sorted.</p><p id="8240"><b>Tip #4</b></p><p id="9d98">Don’t overdo your lines. You wrote to me more than ten times that you find me beautiful. To hell with that. Learn something new like ‘Your eyes are like my vision sexy pie. Would you let me see your world please?’. The thing is I already know I am beautiful you rascal. Tell me something to woo me. Fake it until you make it. You did wrong here.</p><p id="6c5d">I hope my tips help you and you get to see yourself on the other side of the grass. I wish you all the best and some common sense too.</p><p id="b0a1">See you until I come across one more nerd like you ❤️</p><p id="7f59">Read more from me:</p><div id="f16d" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/beware-english-literature-nazi-peeps-941b03093756"> <div> <div> <h2>Beware! English Literature Nazi Peeps</h2> <div><h3>Show some bloody compassion.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*CmVD_bo4f90HGGUT.png)"></div> </div> </div> </a>

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    </div><p id="115b"><i>Gurpreet Dhariwal is the author of “My Soul Rants: Poems of a Born Spectator.” Her eBook is now available at <a href="https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Gurpreet_Dhariwal_My_Soul_Rants?id=PW3mDwAAQBAJ&amp;showAllReviews=true">Google PlayStore</a>, <a href="https://www.amazon.com/My-Soul-Rants-Poems-Spectator-ebook/dp/B0897NMHK4">Amazon</a>, and Kindle. Connect with Gurpreet on <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/authorgurpreetdhariwal/">LinkedIn</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/authorgurpreetd">Twitter</a>, <a href="https://www.instagram.com/authorgurpreetdhariwal/">Instagram</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/authorgurpreetdhariwal/">Facebook</a>, or <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDbbOKvWC_nGnoUizGqN-FA?view_as=subscriber">Youtube</a></i></p></article></body>

Lock Your Profile

I am writing this openly that people like you are so fucked up that they don’t even realize that the opposite person is not that stupid as he/she looks like. Yeah, I am talking about me.

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I know the fucked up Facebook has come up with a new feature named Lock Your Profile. You can conveniently hide your deeds and misdeeds behind the veil of cunningness now. Oh yes, it is possible.

What I am not understanding is you lock your profile but you have the audacity to send me the friend request. When I rejected that friend request, you start messaging me in the inbox saying ‘You are interested in me’. Heights of being a hypocrite.

I accepted your friend request the next time. I wanted to know how far would you go. I have shown some mercy by the way. I saw you are married. What a bastard you are. Neverminded. I really wish you find out your wife playing the same game of seductiveness with someone else behind the scenes. That would satisfy my soul.

You have 70 profile pictures I can apparently see but what I have noticed you get a love emoticon on all of them by one female besides your wife. Is this the female you are currently sleeping with? The icing on the cake was I stalked your wife’s account too. She has 100 profile pictures. Yeah, I counted while stalking her account. But this is awesome she too is getting love emoticon from this particular man beside you.

You guys are totally fucked up. I was about to break your already broken marriage but then what do I get out of it? You both made me laugh uncontrollably.

I am writing this openly that people like you are so fucked up that they don’t even realize that the opposite person is not that stupid as he/she looks like. Yeah, I am talking about me.

I can give you tips to stalk better next time. Trust me you would thank me later.

Tip #1

Always leave sexy comments on your would-be girl pictures but also make sure that you hide them. This way only you and her friends could see what you both are up to.

Tip #2

Put your relationship status under ‘only me’ scanner. This way your wife will be happy seeing the status is still there but that is only visible to you. The would-be girl would fall for your trap considering you a single man.

Tip #3

Remove that fucking pouting display picture. I was about to abuse you on that one. Pouting doesn’t suit you at all. I felt as if I saw a pig sleeping in the mud with his mistress. Neverminded. I am your friend. We can get this sorted.

Tip #4

Don’t overdo your lines. You wrote to me more than ten times that you find me beautiful. To hell with that. Learn something new like ‘Your eyes are like my vision sexy pie. Would you let me see your world please?’. The thing is I already know I am beautiful you rascal. Tell me something to woo me. Fake it until you make it. You did wrong here.

I hope my tips help you and you get to see yourself on the other side of the grass. I wish you all the best and some common sense too.

See you until I come across one more nerd like you ❤️

Read more from me:

Gurpreet Dhariwal is the author of “My Soul Rants: Poems of a Born Spectator.” Her eBook is now available at Google PlayStore, Amazon, and Kindle. Connect with Gurpreet on LinkedIn, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, or Youtube

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