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Limerick

Oh Dear What Can the Matter Be

Old lady locks herself in the lavatory to write limericks

Image by Ant Rozetsky on Unsplash

Long overdue by a week or two.

(Can you please stop bloody rhyming!)

Wait till you read these — perfect timing!

There was a young girl from Haggerston Who was talking away on her iPhone She slipped on a turd And flew off the curb Landed on a bus bound for Bagleyston

I should point out that Bagleyston is a suburb in Johannesburg — a long way from the East End of London. Oh, hang on, we have a city called East London.

I’m lost — pass me my Doodle Map.

Prompted by Marla Bishop:

Pushed again by Marla Bishop:

Sami Keinaman on wikipedia

A boy from Belfast was loving and kind Though isolation was much on his mind Da had run out of stout An excuse to go out Fetch six pints of Guinness, drink themselves blind

Can I come out now?

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