All You Need Is Gloves

A Song Parody of All You Need Is Love by the Beatles

Gloves, gloves, gloves Gloves, gloves, gloves Gloves, gloves, gloves

Nothing you can do when your fingers are numb You drop the kindling, can’t feel your thumbs Inside you should stay, with a match burning to light the flame It’s freezing

Oh, for heaven’s sake, your life will fade Warm in your cave, fingers can be saved Hands are turning blue, but you can learn how to clean flue of rime It’s freezing

All you need is gloves All you need is gloves All you need is gloves, gloves They’re on offer free

Gloves, gloves, gloves Gloves, gloves, gloves Gloves, gloves, gloves

All you need is gloves All you need is gloves All you need is gloves, gloves Then your hands won’t freeze

Quit sitting in the snow, you’ll seize your bones Staying outside in sleet that is so dumb No place you should be, that isn’t where you’re meant to be It’s freezing

All you need is gloves All you need is gloves All you need is gloves, gloves Without gloves you’ll freeze

All you need is gloves (Hands together now) All you need is gloves (Nothing shoddy) All you need is gloves, gloves They’re on offer free

Without gloves you’ll freeze (Repeat twelve times)

Yes! Today!

Free gloves, two, here, here, here Free gloves, two, here, here, here

RIP John Lennon and George Harrison.

(George is my favorite Beatle since I was seventeen — it was a very good year!)

May the Peace and Love we dreamed of in our youth infect our hearts today.