#32 — proposed new features : medium.streaks : 1 MM claps badgers : medium.circle

Inspired by Tio Smelly, Billy Smillew and I Are Ditching School Today

We are home schooling until the internet is restored en Calzoncillos

Nuestros maestros hoy son: Our teachers today are: Grandma Smillew, y mi tia, Carrie Ann.

Our assignment is to write an essay for this title:

To Be a Successful Banana, Medium Writers Should Throw Their Peels on the Floor and Wait for . . .

a.i. to write all their posts?

Billy and I were talking about artificial intelligence en la escuela. Second grade. I think our teacher is an alien like on ‘Men in Black’. Then the internet blew up. Principal Mark Suroviec, M.Ed. said we could go home early. We skipped our cells phones across puddles when we walked home. We had cookies and cocoa at Grandma Smillew’s house.

I think all Chat gpt's should be Scots like my aunt Carrie Ann - fast and loose - the rest are muy aburrido (very boring). I'm going to eat a burrito now.

Wait for . . . people of all races to get along peacefully like the wild horses who come down from the desert hills to graze in our yard.

Wait for . . . a friend to hike with.

and now the truth can be told — i am lucy’s emotional support human. she’s suspected it for some time, and she refuses to write more medium.posts— carrie ann

Wait for . . . a rolling stone to gather moss. We have been listening to grandma’s records. styx and stones, heartbreakers and foreigners, sgt. peppers’ doors.

she said we won’t be young forever.

Tia Carrie Ann said, “women are still waiting for men to stop waging wars.”

Mi mama’s friend, $ue Happy, just told us that it took her four years to pass the bar exam, and Chat gpt did it in four months. Now, I’m scared. I’m going to hide under my bed with my stuffed koala.

Adiós por ahora, y buena suerte.

Anacita

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