I’m Not Shopping Today

No need to be rude to street urchins. This magic phrase works every time!

Back in 2000, I traveled through Tibet with a few friends from grad school. A celebration of our graduation and a farewell to each other.

We’d had a long day climbing the Potala and the last thing we needed was another handmade bracelet. Or necklace or purse or worry doll, you name it. At some point, you’ve purchased enough of the local specialty, and you just want to trudge wearily back to your hostel.

But that doesn’t happen in developing countries. Have you ever noticed that adorable, yet scruffy, street kids have an uncanny radar for finding you? Mostly when you’re exhausted?

It’s almost like they seek out tourists to support themselves. Oh, wait. They have to. But even if you understand the economics of the situation and you’re not a heartless prick, there are just so many trinkets you can bring home.

In this particular case the little girl was adorable as ever and offering another local treasure. “Missus Missus you wan bracelet?”, she asked, pushing in amongst us to see if there were any takers.

And here’s where the magic unfolded.

I simply responded with a shake of my hand and said “I’m not shopping today”. And the little girl scurried off with a quick “ok”.

My friend Paul was in shock, “Oh my god, that actually worked?”. He’d lived in Asia for many years, consistently failing at fending off teeny, adorable salespeople.

Honestly, I’d perfected this technique 20 years ago, traveling to Bali as an urchin myself. Because the truth is, sometimes you’re not shopping. I was just being honest.

About ten years later Paul reached out from Bangkok to tell me he was still surprised by how well my technique worked. I just say “not shopping today” and they back right off!

And now you know the secret. Try not to over use it. I’d hate for it to lose its efficacy. But if you can afford an [insert random native object here] make sure you buy it from a street kid. The smiles are always worth it!

Btw this story was in response to the ninja prompt from Shaunta Grimes at The Every Day Novelist. Thanks for the kick start. Sorry I’m a day late. WiFi in Belize is hit and miss 😳

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