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p><p id="87d3">My question is, why are some places allowing you to go inside and others are drive-thru only?</p><p id="419a">It doesn’t quite make sense to me other than the fact that the company wants to protect its reputation and not be a hub that got people sick.</p><p id="b2ae">Let me in, Starbucks. It’s been too long since I’ve gotten to be a productive animal inside of your walls while smelling the fresh coffee scents you guys offer!</p><p id="de67">Please ask for my name and then spell it wrong when you hand it to me.</p><p id="4bcd">Just one last time.</p><p id="0ce9">I’ve got to get some work done, and it won’t be at Starbucks.</p><p id="c1a9">Guess I’ll work from home.</p><p id="8dfa"><i>Here are some other stories I’ve written for MuddyUm!</i></p><div id="ae8c" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/lets-make-mask-flix-and-chill-a-thing-cd4eb539a1f6"> <div> <div> <h2>Let’s Make “Mask-Flix and Chill” a Thing</h2> <div><h3>An acceptable new form of chilling</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*Xn_7ZpYbGAszWlotIOhLIQ.jpeg)"></div> </div>

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We All Miss That Starbucks Productivity

Letting out my frustrations due to the fact that I can’t do my work inside of Starbucks because of the Pandemic.

Photo by Adrianna Calvo from Pexels

Well, it’s been quite some time since I’ve been able to write some blog posts or enjoy a Strawberry Frappuccino inside of a Starbucks.

That’s because of this whole pandemic thing going on.

Instead of going to Starbucks, I’ve been going to Panera. For some reason they want me to go inside, be productive and all, so I am.

There are probably hundreds, maybe even thousands more like me who miss working on projects inside of Starbucks.

But those places were always packed!

At least we’ve got our homes and Panera, right?

My question is, why are some places allowing you to go inside and others are drive-thru only?

It doesn’t quite make sense to me other than the fact that the company wants to protect its reputation and not be a hub that got people sick.

Let me in, Starbucks. It’s been too long since I’ve gotten to be a productive animal inside of your walls while smelling the fresh coffee scents you guys offer!

Please ask for my name and then spell it wrong when you hand it to me.

Just one last time.

I’ve got to get some work done, and it won’t be at Starbucks.

Guess I’ll work from home.

Here are some other stories I’ve written for MuddyUm!

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