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Let’s Make “Mask-Flix and Chill” a Thing

An acceptable new form of chilling

Times are so weird. We all know it’s important to keep your circles small in order to stop the spread of Corona, but some people just can’t stop going out.

Introducing the all-new, “Mask-Flix and Chill,” a strategic way for millennials who need to satisfy their ambitions and take it out in as safe of a way possible.

Instead of lying in your bed with your lucky guest able to see one another’s face, you are reminded of every robbery or doctor scene from movies.

With Mask-Flix and Chill, you’re introduced to an innovative way to combat the loneliness and anxiety that this Pandemic has built upon all of us.

Isn’t it bizarre how we space ourselves six feet apart at the supermarkets but rip that mask off as soon as we leave the stores? And now we’re hopping in bed with one another?

That’s quite a bit of trust! Make sure that the person you’re masking and chilling with is clean, from COVID and STD’s second, or whichever one you prioritize more. They’re both critical!

If we could start “mask-flix and chill” as a trend, that would be incredible. I’m on a journey to spread the great word of masks and to chill in a safe, acceptable manner.

Release that Oxytocin! Take control and take care of your physical and mental health with Mask-Flix and Chill!

P.S. Netflix is more than welcome to coin this term as long as credits are given. :)