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How to Motivate Your Husband to Help With the Housework

Thrifty Word Challenge 100: #21 Motivation

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I currently hold several records in my household, and it’s only the beginning:

  • Highest number of plates washed in under a minute.
  • Quickest blindfolded clothesline pegging of a ten-pound washing machine.
  • Most neatly single-handed ironed skirt, dress, and shirt.
  • Fastest garbage take-out.
  • Fastest garbage take-out hopping on one foot.
  • Longest streak of vacuum cleaning the living room naked.

I’m so good, my wife admitted, she cannot compete anymore.

But she believes that, with enough training, I’ve got the potential to improve and maybe get into the Guinness World Records.

Can you imagine the motivation?

I’m pumped!

This story is in response to this prompt:

Click here and fall under my bad influence.

Or click below for an article on a related topic:

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