POLITICS
How The F*** is George Santos Still in Office?
And other silly shit in the halls of Congress
George “Walter Mitty” Santos, a Republican from New York, represents the 3rd Congressional District, which encompasses a portion of northern Nassau County and northeast Queens.
His given name is George Anthony Devolder Santos, and he was born on July 22, 1988. I refer to him as Walter Mitty because his background appears devoid of facts, like the fictional character James Thurber created in 1939 for The New Yorker. So I have to wonder: Is that indeed his name?

The recently-seated congressman was sworn into office last week despite the numerous accusations against him. Given that “Never” Kevin McCarthy needed all the votes he could muster to become House speaker, it’s not surprising. I mean, it only took 15 fucking rounds of cajoling a handful of haters to make it happen.
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Speaking of the speaker, how long before McCarthy is subjected to ouster from the speaker’s office by a member of the butt-hurt House Freedom Caucus? His time could be limited if an HFC member wakes up in a shitty mood and decides to make a motion to vacate the chair. Kevin, if you get shit-canned by the HFC, I will not lose any sleep over it.
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On the cesspool now known as Twitter, Rep. Ronny Jackson made this stunning announcement: “If the maniacs in the White House come for my stove, they can pry it from my cold dead hands. COME AND TAKE IT!!” How the hell did this twit become a rear admiral in the Navy? Oh, rear admiral. Never mind

Except no one is coming for this idiot’s stove. Well, this guy is. And he offered the best comeback I’ve seen.

Inaction Jackson was responding to a Bloomberg report published Jan. 9. A federal agency says a ban on gas stoves is on the table amid rising concern about harmful indoor air pollutants emitted by the appliances.
The US Consumer Product Safety Commission said a ban on gas stoves is being considered because of concerns about indoor pollutants emitted by the appliances.
The CPSC will open a window for comments on the hazards posed later this winter.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is poised to become a power player in the House. And she forewarned this lunacy during an October interview with “The New York Times Magazine.”
“I think that to be the best Speaker of the House and to please the base, he’s going to give me a lot of power and a lot of leeway,” she said.
Who wouldn’t love to be a fly on that wall when McCarthy ushers Greene into his office?
I wonder if she’ll introduce legislation to eliminate Jewish space lasers.
I reread Greene’s quote. I need a drink. Luckily, my daughter was gifted a bottle of Crown Royal yesterday. Cheers!

Both parties deserve their comeuppance for stupid shit. And the one-upmanship that occurs every time power changes in Congress needs to stop. Voters need to step back and decide if new, intelligent politicians should fill the breach, not a school-yard full of nine-year-olds. The last time I looked, these fuckers worked for us.
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If you’ve read this far, thank you for stopping by. Lay 50 claps on me and comment if you would please. Cheers!
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