Amusing Myself With Silly Anagrams About Hogan Torah
“Hogan Torah Is Funny” Is an Anagram of “Ooh, Ah, Sunny Farting”
It doesn’t make any sense, but why does everything have to make sense?
Hogan Torah: my favourite kung fu master and inventor of the aglet. I love him from the very bottom of my custard bowl, the bastard.
Nothing you read here is true. Even that. Okay, well perhaps that, but not anything else. Unless it’s obvious that it is, which it probably won’t be.
Anyway, so here are a bunch of anagrams that may or may not make sense. Mainly to amuse myself.
“Hogan Torah is Funny” is an anagram of “Ooh, Ah, Sunny Farting”
Yes, Hogan Torah is funny. Does he fart in the sunshine? Almost certainly, because everyone farts. I’m 100% certain that Hogan Torah farts. Unless he doesn’t have a digestive system, in which case how has he remained alive for so long?
Anyway, the best place to fart is outside. If it’s a sunny day, that’s even better. Sunshine brings joy!
“Hogan Torah in a Leotard” is an anagram of “Gonorrhoea in Thailand”
I’m uncertain whether Hogan has ever worn a leotard. He probably has, though. Most people have, except me. Has he had gonorrhoea in Thailand? I’ve no idea. He probably has been to Thailand, though. He’s a well-travelled man. Probably.
“Hogan Torah Went to Thailand” is an anagram of “Want Hot Hardhat Elongation?”
I’m not sure what this means. What is a hot hardhat? And how can you elongate it? And why would anybody want that anyway? Who knows what Mr Torah got up to when he went on vacation to Thailand with Jason Toastedmarshmallows. Those two go on vacation together a lot, so I’ve heard.
“Hogan Torah, Vagina Expert” is an anagram of “Aah, Extra Photoengraving!”
It seems that when Mr Torah meets a new vagina, he doesn’t just play around with it like a normal person. He doesn’t even photograph it for future use. He photoengraves it.
Imagine this kind of image, but of a vagina instead of a horse:
“Hogan Torah, Top Writer” is an anagram of “Rather, Potato Whoring”
Oh, now that’s just offensive! I apologise on behalf of the anagram solving website and the part of my brain that thought it was funny. Feel free to go and tell Hogan to hunt me down and punch me repeatedly in the face until I vomit all over his.
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