Hip Flasks Of The Highway
I am so excited y’all! My Damien Scott approved credit card and debit card just arrived today!
I would like to thank everyone who supported me in this endeavor — including and especially
Unoptimized Fool!
Isn’t incredible how much that guy looks like John C. Reilly!!
It’s uncanny — thank you Unoptimized, from one guy whose parents were not the best at picking names to another.
And thank you for believing in SCIENCE!
So first things first — I decided to treat myself a bit — and I hired an interior designer on LSD
He got there as quickly as he could and fixed up my old boring kitchen
WITH A WHOLE NEW LOOK
MORE STUFF FOR SCIENCE IN THE PIPELINE — FOLLOW ME AND WATCH ME BUY STUFF FOR FREE!
— IG Agent 31 — “Morris”
IG Agent 39 — Mina Loy
So there I was sitting in my office thinking that perhaps running a spiritual detective agency wasn’t all it was cracked up to be,
when I heard the sensual taps on the floor
of stiletto code, vibrant with a cold message of Eros
She took the light around her to frame existence
this doll, this dame, this architecture of legs
What can I do to you
We said to each others lips
With the words telegraphed along time,
constellate
unpinned and vulgar
Like a gown of clutching shadow
I N T E R L U D E
Look — I think we can all agree that Dea Poirier means well, she has highly moral advice for people on how to care for the environment when killing lots of folks as people like me tend to do when they get into the pre-Halloween holiday season at this time of year.
And hey, I know I’m not the only one
I try to do the right stuff I really do, but life is tough, and sometimes you just got to buy a plastic skeleton and bury the ones you have in the backyard until they can rot into a usable state.
— IG Agent 77
This article tracks recent developments on the Illuminati Ganga Twitter account, with extra exposition for Illuminati Ganga Agents 31 and 77
There was also an arousing intermission provided by Agent 39 for your delectation.
Curation and Editorial work was done by IG Agent 86.
The Playlist for this article is
OTHER RESOURCES
As you will no doubt have noticed we reference tweets from the following people who are not members of Illuminati Ganga — check them out
Damien Scott — @MadScientistFF
Creating Engagment One Tweet At a Time… I Ask Questions You Want to Answer.
𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓮 — @Michele21672
A girl that loves Coffee, Music, & Horror
Dea Poirier — @deapoirierbooks
Bestselling Author of dark things. Godzilla Photoshops. She/Her
Rep: @CBucci_bookman
Unoptimized Fool — @UnoptimizedFool
I am dumb :) Streamer on http://Twitch.tv/unoptimizedfool
Other Articles of Interest in relation to the Agents involved in this article
Agent 31 and Agent 99 had an ongoing feud at one point
Agent 77 cleans up dead skinheads and perverts from a party — but he evidently didn’t do anything to reuse the skeletons, the lazy bastard.
Agent 39’s book The Lost Lunar Baedeker is available for sale at various locations