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Summary

A man's public masturbation on a crowded train during a morning commute is described with disdain by an observer who criticizes the act's inappropriateness and the perpetrator's lack of discretion and anatomy size.

Abstract

The article recounts an unsettling incident where a man begins masturbating on a packed train amidst morning commuters. The narrator, initially surprised, watches the man's performance which they find underwhelming and inappropriate for the setting. The narrator expresses that the man's exhibitionist behavior is not only disruptive but also disappointing due to his lack of endowment. The article concludes with a blunt message to the man, stating that his actions are not appreciated or sexually stimulating to others who are preoccupied with their daily routines and jobs they dislike.

Opinions

  • The narrator is critical of the man's decision to masturbate in public, considering it a disturbance to the otherwise mundane morning commute.
  • There is a sense of irony and sarcasm in the narrator's tone, particularly when they comment on the man's expectation of an audience and his lack of impressive physical attributes.
  • The narrator implies that the man's actions are self-centered, as he seems to seek attention and validation from unwilling participants in a shared public space.
  • The article suggests that the man's behavior is not only socially unacceptable but also ineffective in terms of sexual exhibitionism, as it fails to arouse or interest the commuters who are more concerned with their workday ahead.

He started masturbating on a crowded train.

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Granted, it was the most interesting thing going on during my morning commute, but still it was a little jarring realizing the person sitting next to me was jerking off.

But not too jarring to watch.

After all, he wanted an audience, so I gave him one. And the performance was lackluster. If you’re going to show off the goods to a bunch of exhausted people going to work in the morning, at least have the decency to be packing in the pants.

You came shortly before my stop. If you think you were the fodder for some workplace masturbation in a bathroom stall, think again. Turns out, no one going to a job they hate at 7 a.m. gives a shit about your puny, little dick.

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