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7">“The jealous old man is just bluffing. This is purely a gesture for the media. He needs to show he is still a King who wears the pants.”</p><p id="5500"><b>Meghan</b>:</p><p id="8f74" type="7">“I mean, to think he is evicting us from that small moldy cottage we haven’t lived in since 2020? What next? Will he block us on Twitter?”</p><p id="dcb1"><b>Harry and Meghan in unison:</b></p><p id="89e7" type="7">“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”</p><p id="4592"><b>Harry:</b></p><p id="8e04" type="7">“Ok, get that laughter out of your system as we still have to front the press soon about our ‘loss’.”</p><p id="c5cf"><b>Harry and Meghan, again:</b></p><p id="fd55" type="7">“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”</p><p id="a8a2"><b>Meghan:</b></p><p id="93e0" type="7">“If your old man was after good press, couldn’t he have chosen a better candidate than Prince Andrew to hand the keys to the royal cottage to?”</p><p id="9c24"><b>Harry and Meghan:</b></p><p id="10a9" type="7">“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”</p><p id="ad95"><b>Harry:</b></p><p id="45a1" type="7">“The old devil has gotten more and more stupid in his old age.”</p><p id="7ad3"><b>Meghan:</b></p><p id="aa2e" type="7">“That’s no way to talk about your father and King, my little pet…”</p><p id="6d60"><b>Harry and Meghan, together:</b></p><p id="ec9e" type="7">“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!”</p><p id="70cd"><b>Meghan, yawning:</b></p><p id="eb3d" type="7">“Too funny, Harry. Your family is a trip. Shall we take a dip in the swimming pool?”</p><p id="ba2b"><b>Harry, smiling:</b></p><p id="0355" type="7">“Sounds good to me, angel. Can you first pass me my— ”</p><p id="1bc2"><b><i>CARLO, WHY DON’T YOU RESPOND WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU? FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME, DID YOU CALL THE PLUMBER ABOUT OUR LEAKING ROOF? YOU’RE ALWAYS DREAMING LIKE A LITTLE PRINCE!</i></b></p><figure id="8ac7"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/0*_fEgCVIz3qeNtgpO"><figcaption><b>Prince Carlo?</b> / Photo by <a href="h

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Hard Up

Harry And Meghan Demoted To $15 Million Dollar Mansion

Slumming it the royal way

**Sorry Meghan, this is what we get for thumbing our nose at the royal family** / Photo by Ciudad Maderas on Unsplash

Just when I thought I had it tough living in my tiny studio apartment with a leaking roof with my wife, I caught on the Sydney Morning Herald this morning the following horrifying news:

Prince Harry and Meghan asked to vacate Frogmore Cottage.

Frogmore Cottage is the royal residence in the UK that Harry and Meghan had inherited in 2019 and moved back out of in 2020 to begin their new life in the USA. King Charles has now declared he’s taking back the keys to the empty house.

Just imagine the shock, horror, and ghastly surprise Harry and Meghan must have felt receiving this news while lounging on their mega-sofa inside the palace confines of their $15 million dollar California mansion.

Let us try to imagine the private dialogue that went on between these two exiled royals after such a crisis:

Harry:

“The jealous old man is just bluffing. This is purely a gesture for the media. He needs to show he is still a King who wears the pants.”

Meghan:

“I mean, to think he is evicting us from that small moldy cottage we haven’t lived in since 2020? What next? Will he block us on Twitter?”

Harry and Meghan in unison:

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Harry:

“Ok, get that laughter out of your system as we still have to front the press soon about our ‘loss’.”

Harry and Meghan, again:

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

Meghan:

“If your old man was after good press, couldn’t he have chosen a better candidate than Prince Andrew to hand the keys to the royal cottage to?”

Harry and Meghan:

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

Harry:

“The old devil has gotten more and more stupid in his old age.”

Meghan:

“That’s no way to talk about your father and King, my little pet…”

Harry and Meghan, together:

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!”

Meghan, yawning:

“Too funny, Harry. Your family is a trip. Shall we take a dip in the swimming pool?”

Harry, smiling:

“Sounds good to me, angel. Can you first pass me my— ”

CARLO, WHY DON’T YOU RESPOND WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU? FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME, DID YOU CALL THE PLUMBER ABOUT OUR LEAKING ROOF? YOU’RE ALWAYS DREAMING LIKE A LITTLE PRINCE!

**Prince Carlo?** / Photo by Paweł Furman on Unsplash

Yeah sorry, I was just reading the news.

________________________

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