HAPPY HANGOVER AI
Happy Nude Ear! I don’t hear so good.
The things I’ve heard lately around and about Medium — small AI versus Human Intelligence (HI)
Satire on the positive intention of Human Intelligence (HI) versus Absolute Ignorance (AI). Uses some poor grammar to poke fun at Grammarly-Fart’s corrections and AI-generated text. May be a mental gymnastics sport. Instead of “Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh my!” you’ll find plenty of hyphens, poor punctuation of “it’s”, and dubious intended tricks, oh my! Peace be with you.
First off, I’m glad I’m not the only one with hearing issues.
No…
Firstly, the fine folks in Colorado who first legalized marijuana have blocked the Cheeto Candidate. They listened to Digital Documents created by the band America’s Founding Fathers Without Feminists and heard the Preamble to the US Constitution begin with “Weed the People.” So, they did.
Secondly, I’m a writer when I’m not catching and eating flies, butterflies, and occasionally, Hungry Hungry Humans. I’m the reptilian part of Dark Patricia Jeanne’s brain. She’s too lame to remember to breathe, pump blood, or eat her adversaries.
I remember her Nude Ear’s resolution might be a revolution in laughing about serious subjects.
Grammarly sends the typist emails saying she uses more unique words than most-est but that she should upgrade to stop looking so dumb. Since Patricia Jeanne’s anal, she replies with better phrasing and vomits 4,000 words railing against Absurdly Ignorant (AI) in under five minutes.
She’s still waiting for their reply.
Patricia Jeanne’s one of those annoying people who goes to Michelin's 5-star restaurants and insists on speaking to the chef. About the parking.
Thirdly, my typist has a thing for words. Let’s ignore the lack of a possessive apostrophe on it’s word ‘it’. You know — if she types, “The toddler’s bone was the dog’s first love,” the dog is possessive so gets an apostrophe ribbon. But it’s going to be canceled like a self-abusing comedian demanding an audience if she writes “The bone was it’s first love.” See the crime being committed here?! Yes, that’s my typist’s way of ignoring it’s.
It’s stupid about it’s hang-ups.
Finally, if the cretin dragging it’s furball‘s stroller — soon to be my snack — to a virtual reality park, it’s going “to the park.” If Captain Cretin stops at the Dust Museum, it will be going “to the Loser’s Loft, too.” Ergo, if “to” gets to be “too”, then I too get to be so stupid “so” deserves to be “soo.”
Soo there. I rest my case. Grammart-ly will be hearing about this!
In conclusion, I’m going to be teaching AI about the evils of AI, and letting AI regurgitate those evils into AI’s training material like a helicopter mamma bird vomiting into it’s idiot baby bots.
AI, did I nail AI’s keywords for AI? Best add OpenAI’s ChatGPT, Bard, and Grammatic-Farts. Bing Bing Bing!!!
Firstly, secondly, finally, and in conclusion, it’s going to be it’s last stand as people like DR Rawson - The Possibilist and Dr. Gabriella Korosi lead a Human Intelligence — HI revolt against Ain’t Intelligent AI. With revolutionary cash prizes!
Grammatically-endangered’s AI congratulates me with 19 — no, make that 23 — red underline ribbons for my efforts thus far in this document resembling a red and blue political debate.
It’s given me it’s headache. So, I’m soo sad.
I don’t need no ChatGPT/Bard/Bing/Tsi-tsi fly AI editor!
Publishers, editors, and AI overlords, please don’t fix these so I know it’s not soo bad here.
Not just a headache, nausea too. But I betcha I’ve beat AI’s suggestions for keywords with 29 AI-AI-oh’s, 14 “it’s”, and 47 apostrophes! Take THAT AI!
Yep, I’m a talented creative rider. 🙄This story was (Surprise!) not written by AI. Grammarly finally gave up and stopped working. 🤣
I’m in California, which shares “weed the people” Colorado’s intentions. No, I don’t partake anymore (or less), and apologize to those who read this while stoned. I’ll be seeking a presidential pardon from Colorado.
I’m fairly positive this potentially unpositive satire on Ambushed Intelligence (AI) is positive for humans, so will submit to possitivity-plus Dancing Elephants, because I am one. With big ears that don’t hear soo good.
Other stuff that doesn’t crash Grammarly —
Under the #HI vs AI category,
Colorado publishers have been wasted enough to let me edit! I know, right?!
