Bingo Story

Going to Get Netflucked Now

Yep, my teen has gone AWOL again

Don’t know if you’ve heard this saying but I really like it: “Don’t get into a cage with a gorilla unless you enjoy having your head ripped off.”

It’s my second favourite quote: My first is: “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.”

My current medical condition has made me an excellent fartisan, but that’s not why I’m passing gas ad nauseam. It’s due to the exshitement brought on by my bignorant teenager who went out for an hour at 7pm and who is still not back four-plus hours later.

It’s totally flendipitus and fuzzling to me that she can be such a little scag. Fact is, she is committed to sinnovation and nothing I do or say seems to make any difference.

But you know, I don’t have to get bent out of shape about it. I can choose to neither act insane nor get into that gorilla cage.

She just better not phone me in the wee hours asking for an uberty.

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PS: teen got back at 00:38