#57 — Dead or Alive

Gift Etiquette

“Never kick a gift horse in the balls,” Gorpy said.

It’s good advice, but he had to learn it the hard way.

One time, a rich guy with a monocle gave Gorpy a handsome horse. Gorpy assumed the horse was legit on account of it coming from a rich guy with a monocle and all.

But just in case, he kicked the horse in the balls.

“Why the hell did you do that?” The horse’s ass said.

That’s when Gorpy realized that it wasn’t a real horse, but two guys in a horse costume. They were friends of the monocle guy, and they always wanted to live in a stable together and eat oats and run through the fields with a man on their back.

Now that Gorpy knew the truth, he had no choice but to bash their heads in with a shovel and send them off to the glue factory.

His current horse is also two guys in a horse costume, but since he didn’t kick them in the balls, he’s none the wiser.

Knowing Gorpy, he’s probably going to look the gift horse in the mouth, and then stick his pecker in its mouth. If the guys in the costume know what’s good for them, they’ll play along.

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