Doctor Funny Writer Christopher Robin Earns Massive Fame But No Fortune

Blame Kristen Stark or blame Jeopardy!?

I think you already know where this one is going.

When Christopher Robin penned and posted this warm, supportive story about Kristen Stark, we all knew it was destined for viral stardom.

Read it.

See what I mean!

Kristen is so Google-icious that Christopher’s story instantly went nucking futz. It’s still doing that. Currently approaching 20K views.

But, since no one follows or likes “The Stark” on Medium, all poor Christopher’s reads are from external sources. So, he’s not getting paid, or maybe not even laid, for all his hard work.

Why, you ask, is Kristen so disliked on this platform?

The answer, in two words, TOO CLEVER. Kristen is just too clever.

Here’s the proof.

This gob of shite is Kristen’s recounting of her Jeopardy! audition in which she verbally disembowels, dismembers, and dishevels one of the show’s hapless producers, Bob. He’s still in rehab.

Also, immediately post-audition, Kristen ruins John Grisham’s life.

Worst of all, post-audition and post-Grisham-life-ruining she tells her sordid tale of returning home to play the recorder.

See what I mean? She’s TOO CLEVER … and evil.

This horrific injustice against Christopher Robin cannot stand.

We, loyal Medium and Doctor Funny readers, must band together. Alongside everyone with @Jeopardy! in their Medium handle (currently zero), we MUST hop on over to Chris’s stuff, read avidly, and boost his internal stats.

We all know he cares deeply about these things, so it’ll be a real mitzvah.

Don’t you dare click on ANY of Kristen’s stuff. It, like Kristen, is clever too.