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sually the stage where some men think it would be an excellent time to send a picture to show you just how excited they are. Let me tell you, there is no bigger curiosity killer than a picture of a penis.</p><p id="1479">As I wrote in a previous essay, having been around the block a few times has given me a 6th sense regarding performance and penis size. It is a gift. Personally, I prefer average dicks, but even if the guy has one, the mood is slightly killed by seeing it.</p><p id="9778">If I was to tell you I’ve bought you a present. You’d be excited to figure out what I’ve got you. Most likely your mind would be spinning trying to think what it is I could have bought. You’d try to think back to things you’ve told me that you want. You would mentally go through your wish list. You would start to assess my budget, maybe even the time of year to try to narrow down the list of possible gifts I could have bought. Because of all this, the pay off for the gift will be huge even if it’s something small because of the build-up to the event.</p><p id="e4e3">However, if I told you I’d got you a box of chocolates you’d still be happy. I mean, you love chocolates. And it is sweet that I’ve bought you some. But because you know it is some of the excitement is gone. You’re still excited to eat chocolates, but it’s chocolates.</p><p id="497a">This is how I feel about dick pics. I don’t want to know what you’ve got until it gets to foreplay and I’m rubbing your erect penis through your jeans. I want to be blindfolded as I open my gift. I don’t want to know what it is.</p><p id="863b">I think the mystery makes everything more enticing. It’s like a hunt to

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find buried treasure. You can guess what is in the wooden box, but you never know until you open it. What about after we have had sex and I know what you’ve got? Honestly, I’m still not a fan. Maybe I’m a little weird in the sense that I don’t find pictures of penises sexual. So perhaps send a video?</p><p id="e377"><a href="https://brooklynthomas.substack.com"><i>Sign up</i></a><i> to my mail list so you never miss a thing!</i></p><div id="4127" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/cannabis-is-an-aphrodisiac-d6ac9965a17f"> <div> <div> <h2>Cannabis Is an Aphrodisiac</h2> <div><h3>Researchers have even theorised about using it as treatment for sexual dysfunction</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*Obc6Mv1kDPXTQOzfeLlntA.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="cad6" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/my-top-7-non-sexual-turn-ons-5afd911bd047"> <div> <div> <h2>My Top 7 Non-Sexual Turn Ons</h2> <div><h3>It is possible to ooze sex appeal even while keeping it PG</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*lXsLJdNjQVhLKEMtGMtNQA.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Dick Pics are Libido Killers

Don’t spoil the mystery, you should keep me guessing!

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I like sex, and I love having sex with lots of people. I do have impulse control, but I don’t want to use it.

I think having sex with someone is an exciting way to get to know them. You literally get to see someone bare. The sex sedates an urge primarily, but it’s also a beautiful and intimate act I like doing. It’s a win-win in that regard. However, before getting busy, there is a courtship of sorts that happens.

There is something to be said for knowing someone like the back of your hand, but I think the talking stage can sometimes be even more enjoyable than sex. I find getting to know people initially the most exciting. Nothing can beat the feeling of discovering someone new. Getting to know each other is a game, filled with sexual innuendos and flirtation. I like how initially everything is mostly innocent fun.

Everything is speculative and left to the imagination. The nervousness adds to the thrill. However, this is usually the stage where some men think it would be an excellent time to send a picture to show you just how excited they are. Let me tell you, there is no bigger curiosity killer than a picture of a penis.

As I wrote in a previous essay, having been around the block a few times has given me a 6th sense regarding performance and penis size. It is a gift. Personally, I prefer average dicks, but even if the guy has one, the mood is slightly killed by seeing it.

If I was to tell you I’ve bought you a present. You’d be excited to figure out what I’ve got you. Most likely your mind would be spinning trying to think what it is I could have bought. You’d try to think back to things you’ve told me that you want. You would mentally go through your wish list. You would start to assess my budget, maybe even the time of year to try to narrow down the list of possible gifts I could have bought. Because of all this, the pay off for the gift will be huge even if it’s something small because of the build-up to the event.

However, if I told you I’d got you a box of chocolates you’d still be happy. I mean, you love chocolates. And it is sweet that I’ve bought you some. But because you know it is some of the excitement is gone. You’re still excited to eat chocolates, but it’s chocolates.

This is how I feel about dick pics. I don’t want to know what you’ve got until it gets to foreplay and I’m rubbing your erect penis through your jeans. I want to be blindfolded as I open my gift. I don’t want to know what it is.

I think the mystery makes everything more enticing. It’s like a hunt to find buried treasure. You can guess what is in the wooden box, but you never know until you open it. What about after we have had sex and I know what you’ve got? Honestly, I’m still not a fan. Maybe I’m a little weird in the sense that I don’t find pictures of penises sexual. So perhaps send a video?

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