David’s Pet and Smoke Detector for the Delay in Responding to the Chip Cookies
I wrote a story using predictive text to finish my sentences. The result is a genuine leather jacket and pants for men to be held in the dark.
David awoke to the sound of a building that feeds the soul. It’s not a big building, but it is special because it has been sent from Samsung. It has a lot of people who are sharing connections ideas and enthusiasm for the use of an imaginary friend who has had a great day.
He leaned over and grabbed his wife. She screamed and jumped on a daily basis. He was thinking of swapping her for a long-term relationship with the other hand. At least then he wouldn’t have to listen to her go on and on about her husband and wife and daughter and son.
He lifted his leg and did a fart that sounded like a large number of people that are doing great. His wife leaped out of bed and shouted at him like he was a cold water and sewer system. Then she went downstairs to eat the fruit. Then she went into the bathroom to be left alone in the dark. To be honest, that was really the best place for her because then she couldn’t be more than a week or so after pushing the boundaries.
She liked pushing boundaries because then she could have colorful flowers and plants in the park this evening. Other people in the park liked to have a soul mate. This stopped them from feeling lonely and sad, to say the least. To say the most, it made them feel like a large piece of paper.
Meanwhile, David went downstairs to the sound of music and dance. Then he went back upstairs and fetched his arms. By the time he came back downstairs, his wife leaped out of the day. Where she ended up, he didn’t know, but it was a pleasure to have colorful flowers and plants in his front room waving at him.
He went outside and inside and outside and inside. He couldn’t make his mind up where he wanted to be because it was the first time in his front door. The door fell off its hinges and a medium-sized bowl of cereal and milk and honey and advice about selling a house in the dark.
Why was it dark and handsome and nice to see? Probably because it was expensive and made from feeling the pressure of an imaginary friend.
David got dressed in his front room for the first time in a few days. Then he went to the grocery store to buy a new name. From this moment forwards he would be called upon to eat the food. Any food that was left over, he would eat it without a mind. He would leave his mind at home and would be called a big bag of chips and salsa.
Whenever people looked at him, he would dance like nobody was watching, which made him feel free to call the police to eat the fruit and vegetables and herbs and flowers and gifts and cards and another man who was a daft punk.
“This is the first thing I’ve said in this story so far,” said David with a big load of laundry detergent. “I have no idea where my wife has been sent from. I’m sure she is not from the airport in the bathroom. For one thing, we don’t have an airport in the bathroom, but also we don’t have a soul or so much sense of what the hell is going on. We are basically just empty space and time. We are just going through the process of moving forward and backward and forward to your mind and heart.”
His wife returned from the airport and then ran out of town. Then she came back and forth to the sound of music and art exhibition. It was all very bizarre, to say the least, and made David dizzy with confusion and inconvenience. The nearest public convenience was in his front room waving at him like a large piece of cod. He pulled down his pants and a medium-sized bowl of soup with a big load of stuff going on in his wife.
“Where the hell have you been?” said David with a big bag of chips and a medium-sized business.
“What business is it of yours where I go?” she replied in a manner similar to that of a building that houses the YouTube video. “I’m sick and tired of you grabbing me when you wake up in the morning because it makes me feel like a large piece of paper.”
“I am sorry about that, I was unemployed and a medium-sized bowl of water. I can’t help it because I am going through a variety of different things as a result of the day before yesterday and I was wondering if you have any questions.”
“Yes, actually I think I have. What is the best place to stay in the park? Should I be held in the bathroom? What is the best of my life? Why does the company I work for read the book? Who is the self? Who was the best of my happiest times in the dark world of tanks? When will you be able to make sure that I have colorful flowers? What is your mind? How are things going on with your life? Are you coming to an end now, otherwise I will have to go and get a new name?”
“These are all excellent questions, but I have no idea what the hell is going to bed early tonight. I suggest you get a new name. You will feel better soon and we can decide about whether or not a big bag of food and drinks for your mind.”
“Yes, that sounds like a pie filled with lots of fun. I am feeling better already and I will try to bring the kids and another man.”
“What man are you going on and off in? I don’t know if you are doing well as a gift for your mind.”
“You need to shut up and down the road to the sound of music and dance and fitness.”
“I will do that but only once I have been sent to the chip shop to shortlist the candidates for the first time in the bathroom.”
It made perfect sense, but only to people who have a great time in the dark. Those types of people who don’t have a soul. They are always happy and excited about the possibility that the bathroom and kitchen are fully understood.
Abrupt ending because the mind is important to us and we can get it for a while 😜.
