Ideastream
Bah-Humbug — Let Out Your Inner Scrooge — We Know He’s In There!
When not every moment is merry and bright…
If ever there was a Christmas evocative of Scrooge or the Grinch, this would be it. Yes, there’s no escaping Christmas is coming and the goose, if not also the gander, is getting fat.
But that doesn’t mean we have to put on a false face — or mask — and pretend we’ve got visions of sugar plums or fairies dancing in our heads when we do not.
If for nothing else than our mental health, we need space and permission to tell it like it is, keep it real and let it all hang out. So, if you are feeling merry and bright at the moment, turn on the news, it’ll pass.
Even if you have to act as if, let your inner Scrooge or Grinch out onto the IdeaStream playground of your mind and then share the results here on The Bad Influence.
Here are some prompts to get you started…
Writer’s Prompts
Poetry Salvage
Use these ten words to write a poem. Or prose if you prefer.
- Scrooge
- Rouge
- Grinch
- Pinch
- Cinch
- Bah-Humbug
- Drug
- Mug
- Smug
- Plug
Poetry prompt
If you like a little rhythm and rhyme with your rant and whine, try a limerick or two or three. Here’s a kick start for you…
There once was a miser named Scrooge
He liked to pink up his face with rouge…
100 * 250 * 500 *1000
Write 100 words about the perfect Christmas gift for out-going — as in leaving, not gregarious — President Trump.
Write 250 words about how you feel right now.
Write 500 words about how you plan to spend Dec. 24–25th.
Write 1000 words on your take on what it will take to end this COVID madness.
Finish The Story…
…in a new way. Take this well-known Dickens opening and see where it takes you! (750 words or less)
It was the best of times; it was the worst of times…
Offerings from our last IdeaStream:
Marla Bishop and Caroline de Braganza nail the Donald’s pathetic speaking voice and outs him as the white supremacist ejit he indeed is:
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Look forward to seeing your responses. Please tag me or include the link for this IdeaStream. Happy writing!
(And look out for the next Ideastream coming courtesy of Marla Bishop)
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Marilyn Flower writes political humor and satire to delight socially and spiritually conscious folks. She’s a regular columnist for the prison newsletter, Freedom Anywhere, where she writes about faith and prayer. Five of her short plays have been produced in San Francisco. Clowning and improvisation strengthen her resolve during these crazy times.
