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I Concede Not

The concession speech T-rump can’t bring himself to deliver

“Republicans of America, I address you because we are the only REAL Americans, and no one else counts. This is not a concession speech, I do not accept that we lost this election. In fact, I know we won, and we won big, the biggest of all time, and if necessary, I will continue to make that claim until 2024 when I will run and win again. But it won’t be necessary because I know the electoral college will declare me the winner of the 2020 election, just wait and see. I know things. I know so many things. I am so smart. In fact, I am the smartest president that ever lived.

You know, when I won this race four years ago, and I won bigly as I did this time, despite what those election thieves say, the person who ran for the other side called me, she telephoned me and she said, ‘Mr. President, I congratulate you and I offer to work with you on behalf of our country.’ What a pussy! I would NEVER congratulate those who stole my election.

Well, you know I never asked her for a minute's help, I never needed it nor wanted it. My role as president was to work for those who voted for me, and that is what I have done, every day of every one of the last four years in office. I worked for big corporations, for profit, for greed, for more for those who already have lots, and for less for those who have little or nothing. That was my mandate and that was what I fulfilled. I am proud to say I am a white supremacist and I have made America great again.

Today when the electoral college declares me the 46th president of the United States of America, the first thing I will do will be to sign an executive order removing ‘United’ from the title of our country and replacing it with ‘White’. Then we will be known as the White States of America which is what we should always have been called because this country belongs to us and only to us. And anyone who contests that or doesn’t like it can leave our great again country.

And if by some amazing cheating I am not declared president then I will do everything in my power to make it impossible for the other side to make any changes to our legislature that benefit anyone but those to whom this country belongs.

And so, Republicans of America, I say ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country can do for you, for your pockets, for your race, for your gender. For as long as you look like me and believe as I do, that our nation is for us alone, you have my respect and that is all that counts.

Let’s do all we can to make sure our country continues working for us alone.”

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