An introduction: Martin Rushton

Summary

Martin Rushton is an emerging poet from the South of England, known for his naughty and humorous rhymes, who has found a following on Medium.

Abstract

Martin Rushton introduces himself as a previously unknown writer who has recently gained attention on Medium for his humorous and often risqué poetry. Originally from the South of England, Rushton developed a passion for rhyming during lockdown, which led him to write love poems that took an unexpectedly naughty turn. Despite his short time on the platform, his work has been well-received, earning him the playful title of a "naughty boy." He expresses a desire to eventually write short stories or books but is currently committed to fulfilling his poetic endeavors. Rushton humorously addresses his reputation for having a "dirty mind," while also clarifying that he is not a "dirty old man" and maintains a respectable life at home. He concludes by acknowledging his readers and teasing his best works, inviting readers to explore his poems further.

Opinions

Rushton views himself as an ordinary person who has found joy and success in writing poetry on Medium.
He is proud of his work and expresses gratitude towards his readers, clappers, and responders for their support and engagement.
Rushton's poetry has evolved from love poems to include more risqué themes, which he embraces with a sense of humor.
Despite the cheeky nature of his poems, he is keen to emphasize that he leads a conventional life and does not embody the stereotype of a "dirty old man."
He sees his current focus on poetry as a commitment he intends to honor, hinting at a future where he might explore other forms of writing like short stories or books.
Rushton's writing is inspired by interactions with his audience, as evidenced by poems that were responses to comments from readers like Matilda Fairholm and Erika Lauts Anderson.

A short bio about the rude poet

I’m really not that special, And genuinely quite unknown. Wasn’t one for reading, During lockdown this has grown.

I come from the South of England If you must know for my sins. I have a home and family, So don’t live amongst the bins.

I have a strange obsession, With things that have to rhyme. It started with one liners, But now got extra time.

I wanted to write love poems, It started to go so well. Things got a little naughty, I ran with it, what the hell.

Only been on here for a month, And finding it a joy. It must be going fairly well, To be called a naughty boy!

I’d love to write short stories, Or maybe a book or two. But as I started rude poems, I better see them through.

So yes I have a dirty mind, But I’m not a dirty old man. And as I said I live at home, Not flashing from a van.

So now you know who I am, Say hello should we pass. I better get a move on, As I got to cut the grass.

A big tribute to my readers, clappers and responders

What I consider my best work

An introduction: Martin Rushton

A short bio about the rude poet

I’m Humbled

A short poem to say how humble you guys make me. Inspired by a comment from Matilda Fairholm

"Shart"

A nasty fart with added extras. Inspired from a post comment by Erika Lauts Anderson.

Mouth Wateringly Good

A mouthful of pure pleasure

Barry

A challenge by Alex Kilcannon to use the word Wazzock

Growing Old With You

Soulmates forever

Gone but Never Forgotten

A poem of what once was.