A Squirting Dildo Will Make Your Messiest Fantasies Come True

Review of the Betty’s Blaster squirting vibrating dildo

I have a lot of sexual fantasies that involve creampies.

There’s something very psychologically satisfying about having someone come inside me.

Hearing a guy hit his climax is extremely arousing. So are those moments when you feel his muscles tense up, his cock twitch inside you, and those last few thrusts where he pounds slower but harder.

Feeling the come spill from his cock and into you completes that fantasy.

Even the thought of it is good enough. You don’t have to feel the creamy spunk pumping inside you. Just knowing that he’s spilled his load in your pussy can be enough to make you shudder with delight.

I also love the visual aspect of it. A creamy, spunky pussy is a gorgeous thing. And I’m sure even getting to look at mine in that state would be extremely satisfying.

Sadly, it’s been a long time since someone has actually come inside of me — and it might be even longer before I get to experience it again.

It’s just too risky.

I’ve already had four kids and I’m not interested in adding a fifth one to the mix. So, anything that might get me knocked up gets crossed right off my list, no matter how hot it might be in the moment.

I could track my cycle and keep tabs on my fertile window. But that’s sort of the problem. My fertile window is precisely when I want to get creampied the most. I guess that’s the monkey part of my brain trying to push me into making terrible, horny decisions.

But even if I was willing to roll the dice, I have a special obstacle to deal with. I’m married to a delayed ejaculator, which means I can’t just have him fuck me until he comes. By the time he finished, I’d be sore, tired, and only in the mood for it to be over.

That’s why I developed a fascination with squirting dildos.

I had seen them in lots of amateur porn. They’re perfect for performers who film solo but want to roleplay as if there was someone else in the scene with them — and have it all end with a messy, creamy cumshot.

The stronger my desire for creampies got, the more I wanted to play the same way they did. I didn’t just want to get myself off with a dildo. I want to fuck a dildo that could finish inside me.

My Very First Solo Creampie

I chose the Betty’s Blaster to send me on my maiden voyage into the world of artificial creampies.

It’s a fairly big toy, with eight inches of length and a quite decent five inches of girth to go along with it. That’s not small by any means, but it’s still quite manageable.

The design of the cock itself is very veiny, which adds some nice texture and a realistic look. It also has a very defined head, which I find particularly attractive in a cock or a dildo. It adds extra stimulation too.

It’s made of silicone, which is great. But it’s definitely a firmer toy. It doesn’t have much give to it and really no bend at all. That can be a perk for anyone who’s into hard toys but can make it a bit more challenging to use if you often struggle to find a comfortable angle.

It’s equipped with a suction cup and there is a vibrating function, too — three speeds and some patterns you can cycle through and play around with.

But of course, the main attraction is the fact that this fake cock can actually come. Not only that, but you can make it come very easily.

It’s really simple to load. There’s a small plug at the base that you can twist and pull off to fill the chamber with your fake jizz of choice.

The coolest part, though, is the fact that it comes at the press of a button. There’s no tube to worry about, no syringe to press down, no bulb to squeeze. Just a single button near the base of the cock that you can tap when you’re ready to get filled with lube or give yourself a money shot.

I filled mine with is Fuck Water. It’s not technically a come lube — it only advertises itself as a water-based lube though it seems to be hybrid lube. Either way, thanks to some chemical sorcery it’s thick, white, and creamy. It’s a great swap for come.

I set myself up the way I normally do when I want to masturbate. I laid out my sex blanket in case things got a bit too spunky. I made sure I had lube in reach and a couple of other toys in case I decided to get playful. And because I can’t help but multitask, I set up my mic to record an audio porn version of my review.

I rubbed my pussy and tugged my nipples to get myself turned on. Since I was going to creampie myself, I would have to get in more of a roleplaying mindset, so I decided to give the dildo some love too.

I dripped a few drops of lube on the head of the cock and started stroking it. Softly at first, then a bit more eagerly. That brought me right into one of my favorite fantasies and I imagined myself jerking off a daddy dom to make him feel as excited as I am.

Because it’s a stiff toy, I made sure to be really generous with the lube. I got it nice and slippery before sliding it into me.

I held the lubed up dildo in position and slowly pushed it inside me while I rubbed my clit softly. Getting the angle perfect was a bit of a challenge because of how hard it is. But that hardness also meant it was really stimulating once it was inside me.

The ridged head of the dildo felt really good sliding in and out of me — slowly at first, but I quickly picked up the pace.

I was in full fantasy mode, not just enjoying thrusts from a dildo but imagining it to be a cock attached to someone who makes me feel weak in a very good way.

I increased the speed of my thrusting, holding firmly to the base, my hand wrapped around the balls.

The stimulation was intensifying. I knew I wouldn’t have much longer before I would reach my orgasm. So, I started feeling around for the button.

I felt a tension run through my muscles and pressed the button. I held it down for a few moments while I felt my hips buck and twist, and I groaned through a very pleasurable orgasm.

I felt the toy shoot its load into me as I came, and it was such a hot feeling — a nice, subtle sensation that made me feel like I was actually living out my creampie fantasy.

I was actually surprised at how noticeable it was. Having someone come inside you is a subtle sensation — you can feel it, but it’s not as vivid as you imagine it would be.

Because the lube is cooler, though, it creates a temperature contrast that makes it a lot easier to feel. Which is exactly what you want when you’re using it to imagine a cock filling you up.

And because unloading the toy is so effortless, it’s easy to simulate a simultaneous orgasm. Which is great because those are really hard to achieve with a partner.

The release button also lets you decide how much lube you actually want to shoot out. I hadn’t held it down for very long, so there was still more left in the chamber.

I decided to go for more. Because the only thing better than a creampie is a double creampie.

I felt a little overstimulated from fucking myself with the toy, though. Instead of using it inside me again, I decided to turn on the vibrating features and give myself a pussyjob with it.

Nothing beats a real pussyjob, but using the Blaster gave me a few perks that I couldn’t get from a real cock.

The vibrations, obviously. The buzzing against my clit while I glided the shaft along my lips felt absolutely incredible.

Then there was the texture. All those veins and the defined head on the dildo made for an extra stimulating slide. With every stroke, I felt it rubbing me in some very satisfying ways

I watched it glide along my very well-lubricated pussy and it looked hot as fuck. But it felt even better than it looked.

It was so good that I was ready to come again almost as soon as I had started.

And the cock was ready to come too. As soon as I felt my thighs and ab muscles tense up, I hit the button and let it squirt the remaining come lube on my pussy.

The result was exactly what I wanted. A glorious, sloppy finish to go along with my orgasm. The wet, slippery feeling. The gorgeous, messy result.

Using the toy felt really fucking good. But it’s getting to see and feel the creamy outcome that made it really fucking hot.

A creampie and a squirty pussyjob finish — two of my favorite kinds of cumshots back to back. I couldn’t have asked for more.

A Fantastic Climax

The Betty’s Blaster won me over to squirting dildos. They’re not just novelty toys. They’re not just for people who want to shoot porn. They’re really fucking fun even if you’re just using them by yourself.

It’s a perfect way to live out a creampie fantasy without any of the risks. Any kind of cumshot fantasy, really.

It would also be a great toy to use with a partner for threesome roleplay. If he wants to see you get your tits sprayed with come while he fucks you, you want to take a fake creampie while he fucks your mouth, or you can have an artificial facial while you’re getting it on.

Whatever kind of come play your groupsex fantasy involves, this is a great way to live it out.

I love that you can hold the button down to decide exactly how much come squirts from the toy. That’s a really great feature.

And with a little experimenting, I played around with different kinds of cumshots too.

Holding it upright and pressing the release button will make a nice, melted ice cream cone effect, which can be a great, drippy way to finish some handjob roleplay.

Pointing it straight ahead will make the come shoot out and travel further. And the thinner the come lube, the more distance it can go.

When I didn’t water down the Fuck Water, it was a bit too thick. It still worked, but the squirting wasn’t quite as effortless. It was a bit loud and sounded like it was being forced out. And it came out with a gurgly sound that’s likely to take you out of your spunky fantasy.

Thinning it out made it work perfectly, though.

It’s worth taking that extra step to get the lube just right. Because that’s what the toy is all about — all the hot messy, creampie fun with none of the unsexy risks.

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