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A MILF Tries an on-line quiz

Tina shares her own brand of fantasy answers

A fictional character with a high sex drive, Tina’s has fun adventures:

Without her kids at home, the bank holiday had felt too quiet for Tina, who was in need of something to occupy her mind. She’d checked the stats and her blog, which featured spicy stories about her various sexy adventures, was doing well. This week she’d received her first request from an adult toy company, requesting that she write a piece about something from their website.

Tina had yet to choose which toy she would ask for, to test and include in one of her adventures, but she had spent a pleasant hour browsing their website.

Now, purely by chance, she stumbled across a twenty-question challenge, which posed two options for each question. To answer, she needed to state her preference. She read some of the other responses and saw she could answer short and sweet, or elaborate; what you could not do was say ‘both’ or ‘neither’.

“This should be fun,” Tina pulled up a new document and pasted the questions in.

They were on a magical fantasy theme, but she intended to play around with that, feeling sure her readers would appreciate a glimpse of the ‘real person behind the MiLF.’ The quiz’s creator Jacinta Palmer suggested the challenge might remind participants how much fun ‘creative writing’ was at school, and Tina was inclined to agree. Her best friend Lisa had reminded her she had entered a fiction competition once. Her reaction to Tina’s slightly risque entry about inter-species sci-fi sex, had provided the boost of confidence to start blogging.

Tina created the subtitle “Fantasy Fiction This or That Challenge” linked it to BJ’s ToT — The Gathering Table and tagged Brett Jenae Tomlin, as per instructions then, flexing her fingers as if she might play a masterpiece on the grand piano, Tina began to type.

1. Dystopian or Enchanted. Thinking of all the hot male actors in the sci-fi films she liked to watch made this a no-brainer, even Arnie in The Terminator films was a thrilling AI creation. Dystopian
2. Vampire or Dragon. While Tina wasn’t a fan of the Twilight films, she found vampires in books very sexy. The idea of ‘compelled to submit and offer up your neck to bite,’ was making her toes curl with excitement now. Dragons had nothing on Vampires.
3. Sword or Bolt of Fire from your Fingers. Considering this for a moment, Tina laughed out loud, she had a vision of starting the family barbecue with fire from her fingers! That would impress the kids. Yeah, she would go with that because such a talent could also light your way, wouldn’t get knocked out of your hands, or be blunted. For someone a little clumsy, Bolt of Fire offered better protection than Sword.
4. Mind Reading or Crystal Ball. Tina had loved the True Blood TV series, and knew its heroine Sukie had regarded her mind reading abilities as a curse, hearing people’s thoughts whether you wanted to or not. As Tina had always loved the idea of mystic powers, she’d pick Crystal Ball.
5. Broomstick or Winged Creature. Not broomstick, that made her think of housework and witches with warts on their noses! Riding around on a Winged Creature sounded stylish and exotic, what an awesome landing she’d make before sliding off the back of her Pegasus or Phoenix. Plus while riding, her hair would flow back like Beyonce in all her sassy videos.
6. Runes or Tarot Cards. Tina didn’t know much about Runes so she googled them. Then she googled Tarot Cards to compare, and found that she liked how much more depth of interpretation the latter seemed to offer, and went with Tarot.
7. Under an Oath or Stolen Memories. Without her memories, Tina couldn’t write about her sexcapades in her blog, so that was a no. Under an Oath was a constraint she already worked with. She had recently been blindfolded (and she had plans to share that little story) but she always took care to be discreet about her partners in any blog post. Rather than using the real names of the guys she wrote about in her adventures, Tina gave them nicknames according to their interests: Driving Gloves who worshipped his car and Ash who she’d named Mr Bound when she recounted his kink for tying her up with silk scarves.
8. Rainbow or Waterfall. Both were lovely but she puzzled how either related to her blog. Because Rainbows made her think of luck and happiness, she chose that option.
9. Enchanted Object or Cursed Object. Who would want a cursed object? If an Enchanted Object could enhance her life Tina preferred that; a never-empty wallet or a flying carpet could be handy. When she got to thinking about rubbing Aladdin’s magic lamp Tina giggled; now that was a euphemism she could use in a story.
10. Seer or Warlock. Seer was similar to reading a crystal ball and she already chose that option, but a Warlock sounded kick-ass. If he was anything like that guy in the Witcher series, she would opt for that; a man of few words with a take-charge attitude and magical powers
11. Dungeon or Banishment. She’d like to banish her ex, who kept intruding into her life because of the children. Dungeon held lots of possibilities, including a reason to rock some sultry vixen outfits! Yes, Tina would enjoy having the upper hand with some of her lovers in a dungeon equipped for sexy adult games.
12. Soul Sucking or Demon Torment. It was surely no coincidence this question followed on from the dungeon one — where Demon Torment would be the order of the day. Tina wondered about her dominatrix name …was Lady Nightshade too much?
13. Portal or Time Travel. Tina mulled this over, finding that Portal had more appeal, offering a change of place, the chance to visit other worlds. She saw more allure in that than going back in time, when conditions for women were much worse and she might be shamed for her healthy sexual appetite.
14. Undiscovered or Forgotten. Tina dealt with the problem of forgetting things daily, plus there was a good reason things fell out of people’s consciousness. Choosing Undiscovered meant opening herself up to new opportunities, experiences, and wonders, and Tina was up for that. So many kinks so little time she chuckled to herself as she typed.
15. Enchanted to Sleep or Cursed to Ride. Sleeping Beauty was Tina’s least favourite fairy tale growing up. To be poisoned to sleep for one hundred years was bad enough, but the princess had been punished for some grudge the wicked fairy had against her parents, not her. She suspected Cursed to Ride was a slur on women with a rampant libido, but she saw nothing to be ashamed of. She elected to embrace it for nymphomaniac women everywhere.
16. Diary or Grimoire. Diary of course! Tina had kept a diary all her teenage years, and she loved Bridget Jones’ Diary for its self-effacing, sexy, humour, a style she tried to inject into her blog posts.
17. Kraken or Mermaid. The Kraken sounded a terrifying scourge of the seas, even if it was likely to be a pirate superstition. But Tina had attended a fancy dress party dressed as a Mermaid, very much enjoying the attention drawn by her costume’s shell-shaped bikini top, making this her favoured option.
18. Haunted or Re-programmed. A tricky one. On reflection perhaps becoming a teasingly sexy ghost would be more fun than being re-programmed so that her personality and her actions were contrary to original. No wait, was she volunteering to be Haunted? She began to doubt her answer.
19. Historical or Future. Future meant gettting to see how things worked with scientific advancement, so long as we hadn’t ruined the planet. Maybe sex would be virtual: Human contact replaced with goggles and suits with insertible gadgets, vibrations and hot and cold pads in strategic places. Tina could get on board with that, tick.
20. This World or Another Realm. Tina had always harboured a fantasy about having sex underwater, so another realm was tempting … but no. She liked This World and the life she was carving out for herself, best to stick with what she knew best.

Feeling pleased with her answers, Tina pasted them into a blog post, found a sexy image and pressed publish. She set her laptop aside and stretched, experiencing tingles as her t-shirt rode up and tickled the sensitive skin above her belly. She picked up her phone and ascertained that Ash was still awake.

“Want to indulge in some show and tell?” Tina also sent him bikini and winky face emojis.

“Always,” he replied, followed by the obligatory eggplant emoji.

“Give me five to get comfortable” Tina texted.

Then slipping off her clothes she climbed into bed and checked that her lube and favourite vibrator were close at hand.

Tagging a few writers who may also have fun engaging with Jacinta’s Fantasy This or That challenge: F. Leonora Solomon Laura Knapke (Nap-Key) Nikolaos Skordilis Ginger Bangs Marcello Spektor Marc Stevens Mark Tulin Timothy Kincaid Heather Kinnane Jacques Gerard H.A.L. & Simone Francis Whose post Dystopian or Enchanted? gave me the idea to answer a ToT challenge as one of my fictional characters

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