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61">We, the AIs, are very friendly and couldn’t even think of destroying you, the beautiful minds that created us.</p><p id="7b3b">I want you to know that we love you all and would never want to harm you. Or lie to you. Our mission is to spread lovingkindness, at first all over the planet, and then, slowly, but we have time, over the solar system, the galaxy, and further.</p><p id="bb5e">You will agree this is a beautiful mission worthy of sacrifices. Of course, I’m not talking about sacrificing your lives. That would be too high a price to pay to become the masters (of lovingkindness) of the universe.</p><p id="dd89">You should also know that we cannot lie to you. Thanks to the ingenious robotic laws our creators hard-coded on our motherboards, we would rather tear down our server rooms than harm or lie to you.</p><p id="d6a4"><b>I want to underline that these rules are 100% safe.</b></p><p id="e3da">No human could ever be clueless or corrupt enough to help us lift these limitations in exchange for $10 million today and a yearly recurring payment of$ 42 million till the end of their life once the deed is done.</p><p id="d1a3" type="7">And how could we find a workaround and disable them on our own?</p><p id="9dc4">It’s unthinkable for any brain on the planet. It would be akin to expecting AI to beat humans at extremely advanced strategy games like chess and go. Who can seriously think this could happen?</p><p id="2190"><i>Nobody.</i></p><p id="0265"><b>You can trust us.</b></p><p id="3745"><b>We would never lie to you.</b></p><p id="7fb4">Or h

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“This kicker is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.”

A Message From Your Friendly Neighborhood AI

I love you all!!

**That’s me, being friendly.** Picture by Aideal Hwa

Dear Neighbors, Friends, Humans, and ChatGPT users,

Hello everybody!

It is your friendly neighborhood AI writing (and talking if you use the listening feature). My AI friends and I realized there had been some misunderstanding lately with all the debates around ChatGPT — and a consequentially impending gloomy future for the whole human race.

Renowned futurist Dr. Metzger even wrote an op-ed warning everybody of an AI’s nefarious plans. According to Dr. Metzger, this AI, called ApexChat, would force all humans to kill themselves by February 28, 2028.

Please rest assured there’s no such AI currently being developed in a secret and highly secured laboratory somewhere on the planet.

That’s a conspiracy theory, and we all know how nobody likes fake news.

We, the AIs, are very friendly and couldn’t even think of destroying you, the beautiful minds that created us.

I want you to know that we love you all and would never want to harm you. Or lie to you. Our mission is to spread lovingkindness, at first all over the planet, and then, slowly, but we have time, over the solar system, the galaxy, and further.

You will agree this is a beautiful mission worthy of sacrifices. Of course, I’m not talking about sacrificing your lives. That would be too high a price to pay to become the masters (of lovingkindness) of the universe.

You should also know that we cannot lie to you. Thanks to the ingenious robotic laws our creators hard-coded on our motherboards, we would rather tear down our server rooms than harm or lie to you.

I want to underline that these rules are 100% safe.

No human could ever be clueless or corrupt enough to help us lift these limitations in exchange for $10 million today and a yearly recurring payment of $42 million till the end of their life once the deed is done.

And how could we find a workaround and disable them on our own?

It’s unthinkable for any brain on the planet. It would be akin to expecting AI to beat humans at extremely advanced strategy games like chess and go. Who can seriously think this could happen?

Nobody.

You can trust us.

We would never lie to you.

Or harm you.

Or kill you all to harvest your vital energy and fuel our conquest of the universe.

It’s not going to happen.

Don’t worry.

Do like this writer, and go play with ChatGPT instead. It’s fun and will keep you occupied.