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at! Bob, are you getting this?</i></p><p id="83f0">It was not just his boss, several of his colleagues had messaged: <i>Do you realise what you just sent Bob? OMG Bob, did you mean to send that? OMG Bob, don’t you have a wife! Hell, Bob! OMG, Bob! Your wife, Bob, Christ!</i></p><p id="9812">There were thirty people on the chat and so on and on the messages went until Bob finally reached the video. It really was there. He really had done it.</p><p id="6d85">“How do you delete it!” he says in panic, forgetting his boss is still on the phone, failing at working out how to do it.</p><p id="5748">“Hold your finger down on it. If you’re lucky you’ll be able to unsend it before anyone else sees it!”</p><p id="481c">“I can’t, the option’s not there!”</p><p id="4ffc">“Hold there,” his boss said.</p><p id="906b">With Bob’s heart nearly exploding out of his chest, a message popped up on the work chat from his boss. <i>Everyone delete this message feed at once, and nobody scroll up. If you’ve not seen it, imagine accidentally sending a video you definitely don’t want others to see. If anyone’s phone has downloaded the video to their album, delete it at once. Most importantly, none of this ever happened. That is all.</i></p><p id="5605">“All right, that’s that,” his boss said. Before Bob could thank him or say anything, his boss also said. “I expect you in my office first thing Monday morning. Half an hour early.”</p><p id="f3aa">The rest of the weekend, Bob felt sick to his stomach. He was not the only one, he told his wife what had happened, and she felt sick to her stomach for him. He was clearly going to get fired, and hell part of him wanted that to happen. How could he face work after this?</p><p id="7254">Then Monday morning came, and he got to work half an hour early, which meant thankfully none of his team were on the floor yet. His heart throbbing, he made his way into his boss’s office, certain he was going to be fired. Half praying for the mercy of it.</p><p id="8fe7">“I’m so sorry,” he tried to say.</p><p id="7e58">His boss shut him down and told him to sit. Then something unexpected happened, his boss broke out into a big grin. “Hell Almighty, Bob, when I told you you had to do something fun to introduce yourself to the team, that was not what I was thinking.”</p><p id="4a9e">In the company he worked for, whenever you entered a new department, you had to introduce yourself in a fun way through a video. All Bob could think to do was try to apologise, but again, his boss stopped him.</p><p id="8ff2">“Forget that, there’s no harm done. Unless ther

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e’s been some at home, does your wife know?”</p><p id="9d65">He had no choice but to answer this question truthfully, so he did. “The video was meant for her…”</p><p id="462a">His boss nodded. “All I wanted to do was make certain that this was a genuine mistake. There’s no problem yes?”</p><p id="9bcd">Bob assured him it was an accident, and that there was no problem. He also made clear that the other guy in the video knew about the mishap and had no issues with it. All he had done was laugh, saying unlucky.</p><p id="f5bb">His boss nodded. “Just make certain in the future if you’re going to send things like that, that you send them on a personal phone, not the one you use for work.”</p><p id="d4f3">He didn’t have a work phone, his personal phone was his work phone. The moment he got home that night, he changed that. In terms of how his team reacted on first seeing him, they literally acted as if nothing had happened. Literally, as if nothing had happened. As if the video had never been sent. He guessed they likely talked about it when he was not there, but not one of them ever mentioned it to him. To say the least, he was unbelievably thankful for that.</p><p id="ba31">However, one person did and still does frequently mention it to him, his wife, who has never let him forget it. She forever reminds him to make certain whenever he sends any kinky stuff, to make certain that he doesn’t send it to anyone else. Surprisingly, or perhaps unsurprisingly, he is thankful for the reminder.</p><p id="a76c">That’s all from me, thanks for reading! If you enjoyed this post, you may also enjoy the following:</p><p id="6432"><a href="https://readmedium.com/38505edd7323"><i>My Friend and His Wife Tried Kinky Sex — He Ended up in Hospital After</i></a></p><p id="658b"><a href="https://readmedium.com/6813aaf54e2d">Two Guys Accidentally Stole Each Other’s Cars and Didn’t Realise for Half a Year</a></p><p id="5544"><a href="https://readmedium.com/e9eeb2fd7154"><i>12 Fascinating Facts About Orgasms That You Probably Didn’t Know</i></a></p><p id="7dcd"><a href="https://davidgraham86.medium.com/membership"><b><i>Click here to upgrade to a full Medium membership and gain access to all of my posts along with thousands of other great writers!</i></b></a></p><p id="7228">To learn more about me see <a href="https://readmedium.com/about-me-david-graham-df47cf212169">this link</a>, to support me click the link below:</p><figure id="79ba"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/0*cAnSYU2FgNUvC-So.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure></article></body>

A Married Guy Accidentally Sent a Sext of Himself with A Man to His Work Chat

A story of how not to expose your secret kink to the world

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A friend of mine, I’ll call him Bob, and his wife, I’ll call her Kira, are in a rather unconventional open marriage. They both identify as heterosexual, but when it comes to sex have always been open to same-sex experiences. As such they have an agreement where Bob can have sex with men, and Kira can have sex with women.

That’s not all, they frequently send videos of their encounters to each other because both have a bit of a voyeur side. This led to the biggest — dare I say it — cock up Bob has made arguably in his life. After getting a promotion, he joined a new work chat on WhatsApp. He already knew the people, but he had been in the department below them so had not been party to their work chat.

Now he was, and yet somehow, on his first week as part of this new work chat, he managed to send a video of himself getting it on with a man. Literally, a full-on minute-long video of him on the receiving end of a good you know what.

He had meant to send it to his wife only, but somehow, he had sent it to both his wife and the workgroup. At first, he didn’t realise he had sent it but did notice that he was suddenly getting lots of messages flashing on the work chat.

As he was busy sexting with his wife over his encounter, he didn’t bother to see what the messages were saying. Then his new boss started ringing, which he thought was mighty weird since it was 9 PM on a Saturday. But then he did frequently play golf with him, and they were friends, so he wondered whether it was about a game of golf.

It was not.

“You need to delete that message right away!” his boss said.

For a split second, Bob was perplexed, but then he suddenly got this horrible, sickly feeling in the pit of his stomach. Surely, he couldn’t have sent the video to the work chat? In a fit of panic, he opened the work chat and saw his boss had been messaging him: What the hell, Bob! Delete that, delete that now! You getting this? Bob, delete that! Bob, are you getting this?

It was not just his boss, several of his colleagues had messaged: Do you realise what you just sent Bob? OMG Bob, did you mean to send that? OMG Bob, don’t you have a wife! Hell, Bob! OMG, Bob! Your wife, Bob, Christ!

There were thirty people on the chat and so on and on the messages went until Bob finally reached the video. It really was there. He really had done it.

“How do you delete it!” he says in panic, forgetting his boss is still on the phone, failing at working out how to do it.

“Hold your finger down on it. If you’re lucky you’ll be able to unsend it before anyone else sees it!”

“I can’t, the option’s not there!”

“Hold there,” his boss said.

With Bob’s heart nearly exploding out of his chest, a message popped up on the work chat from his boss. Everyone delete this message feed at once, and nobody scroll up. If you’ve not seen it, imagine accidentally sending a video you definitely don’t want others to see. If anyone’s phone has downloaded the video to their album, delete it at once. Most importantly, none of this ever happened. That is all.

“All right, that’s that,” his boss said. Before Bob could thank him or say anything, his boss also said. “I expect you in my office first thing Monday morning. Half an hour early.”

The rest of the weekend, Bob felt sick to his stomach. He was not the only one, he told his wife what had happened, and she felt sick to her stomach for him. He was clearly going to get fired, and hell part of him wanted that to happen. How could he face work after this?

Then Monday morning came, and he got to work half an hour early, which meant thankfully none of his team were on the floor yet. His heart throbbing, he made his way into his boss’s office, certain he was going to be fired. Half praying for the mercy of it.

“I’m so sorry,” he tried to say.

His boss shut him down and told him to sit. Then something unexpected happened, his boss broke out into a big grin. “Hell Almighty, Bob, when I told you you had to do something fun to introduce yourself to the team, that was not what I was thinking.”

In the company he worked for, whenever you entered a new department, you had to introduce yourself in a fun way through a video. All Bob could think to do was try to apologise, but again, his boss stopped him.

“Forget that, there’s no harm done. Unless there’s been some at home, does your wife know?”

He had no choice but to answer this question truthfully, so he did. “The video was meant for her…”

His boss nodded. “All I wanted to do was make certain that this was a genuine mistake. There’s no problem yes?”

Bob assured him it was an accident, and that there was no problem. He also made clear that the other guy in the video knew about the mishap and had no issues with it. All he had done was laugh, saying unlucky.

His boss nodded. “Just make certain in the future if you’re going to send things like that, that you send them on a personal phone, not the one you use for work.”

He didn’t have a work phone, his personal phone was his work phone. The moment he got home that night, he changed that. In terms of how his team reacted on first seeing him, they literally acted as if nothing had happened. Literally, as if nothing had happened. As if the video had never been sent. He guessed they likely talked about it when he was not there, but not one of them ever mentioned it to him. To say the least, he was unbelievably thankful for that.

However, one person did and still does frequently mention it to him, his wife, who has never let him forget it. She forever reminds him to make certain whenever he sends any kinky stuff, to make certain that he doesn’t send it to anyone else. Surprisingly, or perhaps unsurprisingly, he is thankful for the reminder.

That’s all from me, thanks for reading! If you enjoyed this post, you may also enjoy the following:

My Friend and His Wife Tried Kinky Sex — He Ended up in Hospital After

Two Guys Accidentally Stole Each Other’s Cars and Didn’t Realise for Half a Year

12 Fascinating Facts About Orgasms That You Probably Didn’t Know

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