3 Self-Pitying Haikus On Writer’s Block

with Milk Carton Haiku variations by Harper
If I Don’t Write Something Soon, I’ll Probably Starve To Death
I write to survive But organic meals ain’t cheap Need ideas now!
Harper’s MCH alternative:
I write I eat organic ain’t cheap Need concepts now!
I Quit My Job So I Can Be A Writer, But Now I Don’t Know What To Write About
I hated my post I gave my boss the finger So where are you, Muse?!
Harper’s MCH alternative:
I hate my post I flipped off the boss where are you, Muse?!
I Can’t Think Of An Idea For My Next Screenplay, So I’ll Just Write Some Crummy Poems Instead
My ideas stink Screenwriting is really hard But haikus aren’t ;)
Harper’s MCH alternative:
My concepts suck screenwriting’s real hard milk cartons aren’t ;)
Check out some of my other self-pitying haikus:
