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id="7619">I hate my post I flipped off the boss <i>where are you, Muse?!</i></p><p id="d0cc"><b>I Can’t Think Of An Idea For My Next Screenplay, So I’ll Just Write Some Crummy Poems Instead</b></p><p id="1aab">My ideas stink Screenwriting is really hard But haikus aren’t ;)</p><p id="5403"><i>Harper’s MCH alternative</i>:</p><p id="23b3">My concepts suck screenwriting’s real hard milk cartons aren’t ;)</p><p id="6705"><i>Check out some of my other self-pitying haikus:</i></p><div id="8c6e" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/3-haikus-on-being-a-struggling-screenwriter-c37292d74081"> <div> <div> <h2>3 Haikus On Being A Struggling Screenwriter</h2> <div><h3>Why won’t studio executives recognize the innovative work of a complete nobody like me?!</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div>

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3 Self-Pitying Haikus On Writer’s Block

with Milk Carton Haiku variations by Harper

If I Don’t Write Something Soon, I’ll Probably Starve To Death

I write to survive But organic meals ain’t cheap Need ideas now!

Harper’s MCH alternative:

I write I eat organic ain’t cheap Need concepts now!

I Quit My Job So I Can Be A Writer, But Now I Don’t Know What To Write About

I hated my post I gave my boss the finger So where are you, Muse?!

Harper’s MCH alternative:

I hate my post I flipped off the boss where are you, Muse?!

I Can’t Think Of An Idea For My Next Screenplay, So I’ll Just Write Some Crummy Poems Instead

My ideas stink Screenwriting is really hard But haikus aren’t ;)

Harper’s MCH alternative:

My concepts suck screenwriting’s real hard milk cartons aren’t ;)

Check out some of my other self-pitying haikus:

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