3 Charity-Inspiring Haikus On Being An Unemployed Artist

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If you’ve got too much money, then these haiku are for you!

As I’ve written endlessly about before, I’m terribly unemployed at the moment.

But because I’m an artist who’s desperate for legal tender, I’ve managed to turn my hardship into three soon-to-be legendary haikus designed to inspire charity directed at me.

If you want to support the needy and read some sublime haikus, start here:

3 Charity-Inspiring Haikus On Being An Unemployed Artist

If you’ve got too much money, then these haiku are for you!

Every day is Saturday — Yes, Even Monday — So Nyahh

I’ll Soon Be a Famous Artist — But First, Whiskey For Breakfast

Can You Throw Some Money At my work? It’s Pretty Good, You know

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