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3 Haikus On Being A Struggling Screenwriter

Why won’t studio executives recognize the innovative work of a complete nobody like me?!

In addition to my role as a superstar Medium writer, I’m also an insanely out of work screenwriter.

As you would expect, this comes with its share of frustrations, but I decided to ignore the advice of my psychiatrist and channel my writerly annoyance into three haikus instead of just finding a regular job that pays actual legal tender.

Below is the result of that ignored advice:

Write What You Know, But Make Sure It’s New And Exciting And Something We’ve Never Seen Before

I write on real life

But with dragons and shootouts

And superheroes

This Script Will Be A Hit, You Just Don’t Know A Good Story When You Read One

Me? I’m an artist

You? A millionaire exec

The hell do YOU know?!

I’ll Write That Screenplay Right After I’ve Read 19 More Books On Screenwriting

I’ve got ideas

They just need to be fleshed out

Don’t rush my genius!

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