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p><p id="a5af"><b>A Day in the Life of an Unemployed Medium Writer</b></p><p id="08e5">I write my story</p><p id="1a7f">No claps for my work today</p><p id="09b1">Rent will go unpaid</p><p id="59c8"><b>Getting Story Ideas While Sitting on the Toilet</b></p><p id="2ad1">I sit on my throne</p><p id="0c39">Inspiration enters me</p><p id="6376">As caca leaves me</p><p id="bff8"><b>On Desperately Writing Satirical Stories to Become a Gazillionaire</b></p><p id="efab">I write silly things</p><p id="3383">I shove humor in your face</p><p id="6bd7">Now give me your bucks</p><div id="077f" class=

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3 Crappy Haikus on Being a Writer

Watch me fail with such a simple form.

What do you think of my haiku feather pen?

I’m not going to give an introduction to this article, and instead let these haikus speak for themselves and impart their own insight to you.

And as I write this, I realize that I am, in fact, giving an introduction to these haikus.

Dammit.

A Day in the Life of an Unemployed Medium Writer

I write my story

No claps for my work today

Rent will go unpaid

Getting Story Ideas While Sitting on the Toilet

I sit on my throne

Inspiration enters me

As caca leaves me

On Desperately Writing Satirical Stories to Become a Gazillionaire

I write silly things

I shove humor in your face

Now give me your bucks

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