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Summary

The article recounts a personal, humorous experience of giving a first blow job, contrasting it with the practice on pickles and expressing surprise at the taste and sensations involved.

Abstract

The narrative "20 Thoughts I Had While Giving My First Blow Job" provides a candid and light-hearted look at a woman's first experience with fellatio. She reflects on her initial confidence from practicing on pickles, her surprise at the taste, and the unexpected challenges she faced during the act. The author humorously details her thoughts and reactions, from dealing with stray hairs to the sensory overload and the realization of what it means when a partner says they are "coming." The article is a personal account that combines awkwardness

20 Thoughts I Had While Giving My First Blow Job

The pickles I practiced on tasted better

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1. Wow, after practicing on pickles with my best friend for months, I’m finally doing this!

2. I think I can fit all that in my mouth, no problem.

3. Oh, my! Is it supposed to taste like that?

4. He’s not really doing anything; is he even enjoying it?

5. Really, is it supposed to taste like that?

6. Geez, I got a hair in my mouth!

7. I heard you’re supposed to do something with the balls during this, so I guess I should rub them a little bit.

8. Okay, he’s moaning; that’s a good sign!

9. I really can’t get past the taste though.

10. He’s moaning louder, let me rub his balls some more.

11. He’s pushing me down; I guess I don’t have enough in my mouth.

12. I swear, the pickles I practiced on tasted better than this.

13. It didn’t look that big, but now I feel like I’m about to choke!

14. He’s moving my head faster so I feel kind of dizzy too.

15. What did he say? I can’t make it out from down here.

16. He’s coming? Coming where? Does he have an appointment I don’t know about?

17. Oh, that’s what he means by coming.

18. This doesn’t taste good either. What am I supposed to do with it?

19. I guess spitting it on the sheets isn’t how this works.

20. I think I had more fun with the pickles.

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