10 Types of Toxic People Online

Why are they so annoying?

Type no. #1 If your account is not fake, you have a problem.

There are two types of people on the Internet. Real ones, and fake ones. Okay so, you are real when you use your name, your picture, have real followers. Fake is the opposite. Fake name, fake picture, fake followers.

Every conversation on controversial topics puts you in a worse position. Even if your arguments are better, even you have more likes than opponents, every time there is that one guy who will comment how do you look, what do you do in life, comment on your interests or hobbies.

Let’s say you’re commenting last UFC fights, and arguing if McGregor should be back, or not. You think not, but that one guy, I’m sure that he will comment something like ‘He will beat you with one hand and one leg’. Or ‘From the way how you’re looking I think your biggest fight is looking in the mirror’. Oh, man. I wish I’ll meet you someday.

Type no. #2 Haters gonna hate.

You know that sentence right? No matter if you are right or wrong. You could have been created Perpetuum mobile at Earth conditions, or be the first person on Mars, but still, that will be lame for someone.

That type probably spends most of his life in front of a flat-screen, doing absolutely nothing at the age of 40, eating dinner made by mum, but still, he won’t save you his opinion of how big looser you are.

Type no. #3 Believers.

Everything is funny. 9/11 — because it’s obvious that behind the attacks stays Bush, landing on the Moon — because it was filmed at the studio, Earth is flat because it is, vaccines contain microchips allowing our government to track us anytime — it’s not like they can track our phones anytime, whatever — and wifi & 5G are killing our brains lol.

Type no. #4 Parents.

“Well I did THIS and MY kid turned out all right.” Oh God, Karen. How many discussions starting with this sentence you can find online. Well, time for buzz killer — There are a lot of ways to be a good parent, and the fact that you somehow own a kid, doesn’t make you an expert on the subject?

Type no. #5 Lazy people.

“I didn’t read the article, BUT”. Everything is too long for them. They won’t read the article or your response, but still, they will keep arguing with you.

Type no. #6 Gamers

Seriously, one more invite to Candy Crush or Farmville, and we’re done, pal.

Type no. #7 People who ‘Like’ everything

Sometimes I wonder, what the hell happened to my wall because all I can see are unicorns and rainbows. Then I see that one person who likes everything on the way down. Who knows why?

Type no. #8 The Non — responders

She’s solid 8, it’s a match and you decide to write to her. What happened? Nothing? You just spot a non — responder. Don’t even try writing again. Few of them admitted that they treat Tinder account like competition with their besties. More likes win. Simple as that.

Type no. #9 The Queen Bee

She will make every discussion about her. I honestly think that she could run into an AA meeting asking whether she should buy champagne or whisky, inviting all to the party.

Type no. #10 Vegans

Don’t get me wrong. I accept all types of people’s beliefs. I don’t understand how someone doesn’t love medium-rare steak, fine, but I’m far from judging. But vegans online? Oh my God. “Live slayers” “Murderers” “Cannibals, eating our small brothers”.

Eat grass all day, I don’t care. But don’t you dare disrespect my steak.

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