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December Prompt

Yule Tide Weird Part 3

Jesus’s Birthday Celebration

Jesus’s Birthday Celebration- 2010 Watercolor on paper by Ryan Klemek

With all of the commercialism these days, it’s easy to lose track of the “reason for the season.” Why does it always have to be about Santa and presents? If you notice, the big man wasn’t invited to this party. I suppose there wouldn’t have been enough cake for him anyway.

Or maybe Santa is there. We don’t actually see the whole table, so there could be a bunch more guests. Who else might have been invited? Or what about the people who were invited but decided to blow Jesus off?

There are no gifts in the scene, but maybe they are in another room. What might each of these guests give to Jesus on his special day?

In case you missed the first two prompts of the month:

Feel free to write stories based on any one of these three images.

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And here’s my book series about a horny cat detective:

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