Yes, I have 27 Hours In A Day and I Earn $145,283.10 From Writing. A Brilliant Life, Isn’t It?
Oh yes, Life Creator loves me.
I start each day with 27 hours in the time bank, and I treasure that 3 hours of head-start I have over other folks. And that is why I invest that time into writing because I love that I am making an additional $145,283.10 per month passive income from active writing.
Oh boy, how wonderful is that?
Of course, it is. For one, I sleep away 9 hours of my daily life clock and am left with 18 good hours to sow the seeds of productivity in my life. I would wake up fresh and ready to go while others are in the Rapid Eye Movement stage of the sleep cycle.
I will start writing from my bed from my waking moment using a voice assistant which converts voice to text. I am mindful that my spouse, a mere mortal, will be disturbed.
Therefore, I would sprint to my desk to get my headphones and cover her ears before I start talking.
Sleep well, baby.
And I will start talking under the sheets.
Oh yeah, I talk frivolously. The key is to get the brain juice flowing. Sometimes, I stutter and sputter. It got so bad that even Alexa and Siri do not understand my slang.
I am glad that Amazon and Apple invented out-of-world language conversion mode for Demi-humans like me. I would switch to the Dream-speak to English mode for voice recording and continue with my version of the Elvish language.
How convenient.
And when I am done with my first draft, I would sprint out of my apartment unit to catch a glimpse of the first light at the rooftop park above level 30. I am thankful to Life Creator for this ability which allows me to rival Marvel’s Quicksilver.
The only difference?
He runs on flat ground. I sprint upwards, going against the Natural Forces of Gravity.
There are multiple pockets of productivity as I charge up to level 30. I get to hop onto virtual meetings with my right hand grabbing my smartphone and the other hand hanging on to the equipment required for content creation.
Oh yes, yes. Before I forget, I have to tell you something. I finish 2 meetings in between my sprint from Level 10 to 30. The trick for productive meetings is to have them when you are panting, sweating, and obviously suffering when you talk while exercising.
Oh yes. I managed to clock 10,000 steps while sprinting up and finishing 2 meetings.
There, this is one secret formula of mine. I exercise, talk, and getting my phone to clock your step-count all at the same time.
And there is no time to waste after wasting 5 minutes sprinting up to level 30. I have to fight with the tac-chi aunties hogging the best spots for their morning exercise while catching the morning sun in the background for video content creation.
And of course, I have checked my phone for the exact timing of the first light in my country. This is done while setting up the lighting stand, reciting my script, and selecting the best position for shooting.
I only have an additional 3 hours per day. There is no time to waste!
I would start shooting contents the moment the first light starts appearing. I would have completed 10 pieces of content when the first light hits the spot where I am standing.
For reasons I never understood, the tai-chi aunties have both their legs up in the air while thrusting their aluminum swords to the front the entire time I am at the rooftop park.
Nice posture!
And because I operate way faster than they do, I take my time to take as many photos of them in the same posture as many times as I want. There is no need to get them to jump 30 times for the perfect image to be deposited on Unsplash.
When I am done, I will rush down to the ground level in triple-quick time to pack breakfast. There is no time to waste because the Asian financial markets open by 9 in the morning. Oh, and I often forget that Korean and Japanese markets open an hour earlier.
I have to be in time to place the first trade of the day, so traders placing the subsequent trades will push up the prices of my assets, making me rich in an instant.
Time is everything. Timing is everything.
I ordered Siri and Alexa to clean the house and my working desk while I am packing my breakfast at the eating house. The virtual assistants need time to get their things done.
When I am done packing my food, I checked that my robot vacuum, Snow, has only completed 1 cubic meter of sucking in the living room.
What the hell. Buck it up, Snow!
Too slow, too slow!
And so, I altered the configuration from the code base, allowing me to trigger Snow to move at gear 5. Good, you are speeding up!
While Snow picks up speed, there is still some time left before I can start working at my desk. I rushed to buy a carton of mineral water for the tai-chi aunties at the roof garden. All aunties still have both their legs in the air.
Happy floating!
I would continue to work on my dream-speak first draft while sprinting home. There is no time to waste. I have to submit my work for publication before trading the markets!
I share one secret with you. I have cracked the Grammarly code. It automatically amends and polishes my dream-speak first draft as I mutter my gibberish. Brilliant, eh?
And before you know it, I would have 2 manuscripts submitted for publications.
Oh, and I have to remove the headphones before my spouse wakes up. She would be upset to know that I have started my day way before I should.
I will start trading for the first market opening hours before getting to my businesses and other side hustles.
In between, I would have orchestrated Grammarly, Alexa, and Siri, to help me with writing. How is that for productivity!
And that is the reason I can earn $145,283.10 from this one side hustle.
This is the trick.
Oh yes, oh yes.
I have an additional 3 hours a day more than others.
I know that.
I am grateful too.
Aldric
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