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</div> </div> </div> </a> </div><h2 id="550b">I promptly decided I’m not one to give orders to a doctor.</h2><p id="1af0">Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?</p><p id="d5d8">I’m choosing instead, to challenge the small but mighty team of absolutely brilliant Doctor Funny editors, <a href="undefined">Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)</a>, <a href="undefined">Kristine Laco</a>, and <a href="undefined">Jennifer McDougall</a> — incredible writers themselves — plus all the pub’s amazing writers and readers, to join me in a game of “Never Have I Ever” with a twist.</p><p id="4bf2"><b><i>When you play along — consider yourself prompted!</i></b></p><p id="0cc6">Since we don’t yet have Star Trek technology to beam us all up to a boozy house party, I’ll turn this sultry, yet silly diversion into a “Two Truths and One Lie” online version.</p><p id="3639"><b>You tell me which one of my three “Never Have I Ever” statements is a LIE!!!</b></p><p id="6717">When you guess right about the two things I actually <b>DID</b> do — you’ll take a shot on my behalf. (Or just take a shot every sentence to hedge your bets.) <i>You’re welcome.</i></p><p id="078a"><b>Answers in my next story (Part Duh). Now giddy up…</b></p><h2 id="dd73">1. Never Have I Ever:</h2><p id="384a">Spent a steamy night naked wi # Options th a man AND a woman.</p><p id="b1ba"><i>Do you think I’ve done this/is it time to take a shot?</i></p><h2 id="fb03">2. Never Have I Ever:</h2><p id="1c7b">Caused a penile fracture while doing the splits in bed.</p><p id="258c"><i>Do you think I’ve done this/is it time to take a shot?</i></p><h2 id="7a35">3. Never Have I Ever:</h2><p id="5e23">Sucked at sucking, triggering a reverse salute.</p><p id="adce"><i>Do you think I’ve done this/is it time to take a shot?</i></p><h2 id="6835">See “Never Have I Ever, Part Duh” for the answers!</h2><div id="c395" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/never-have-i-ever-part-duh-feaa776d8134"> <div> <div> <h2>Never Have I Ever, Part Duh</h2> <div><h3>Did you guess which one I’ve NEVER done?</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*qjeVntYLIBph2P2T7ke6Mg.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="2144">Laffa out.</p><p id="1312">Thanks to Doctor Funny editor: <a href="undefined">Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)</a>, who made a negligible contribution to the effort, according to Michael himself.</p></article></body>

I promptly decided I’m not one to give orders to a doctor.

Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?

I’m choosing instead, to challenge the small but mighty team of absolutely brilliant Doctor Funny editors, Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier), Kristine Laco, and Jennifer McDougall — incredible writers themselves — plus all the pub’s amazing writers and readers, to join me in a game of “Never Have I Ever” with a twist.

When you play along — consider yourself prompted!

Since we don’t yet have Star Trek technology to beam us all up to a boozy house party, I’ll turn this sultry, yet silly diversion into a “Two Truths and One Lie” online version.

You tell me which one of my three “Never Have I Ever” statements is a LIE!!!

When you guess right about the two things I actually DID do — you’ll take a shot on my behalf. (Or just take a shot every sentence to hedge your bets.) You’re welcome.

Answers in my next story (Part Duh). Now giddy up…

I Swear to Tell the Truth

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Never Have I Ever!

What If Doctor Funny Asked One of You Each Month to Provide a Funny Writers’ Prompt?

Would ya?

I promptly decided I’m not one to give orders to a doctor.

1. Never Have I Ever:

2. Never Have I Ever:

3. Never Have I Ever:

See “Never Have I Ever, Part Duh” for the answers!

Never Have I Ever, Part Duh

Did you guess which one I’ve NEVER done?